I really didn't know I know how to do this stuff...ya know?
I didn't.
I had no idea that I could do the stuff I find myself doing sometimes. First thing I ever did that I didn't know I knew how to do was stuff and cook a turkey. I have to admit, the stuffing part made me cross my legs (a visceral reaction not unlike men crossing their legs when discussing neutering a dog), but the turkey itself was a sight to behold, all golden brown and juicy. I was surprised that I had done that and it came out so well.
Then, there's the whole 'dismantle and repair a VHS tape, reassemble it and it WORKS" thing I do.
Tonight it was the biscuits from scratch. They were really good. Eric said even better than the ones ya get at KFC and they are my favorite kind. The ham and everything else came out good too, but how hard is it to put a ham in a pan and turn on an oven, fer Pete's sake?
I'm about to start cookies. I'm kinda torn between that and going to bed, but it occured to me that Eric has to have those teeth pulled tomorrow, so if he's gonna get any cookies, it's gonna hafta be early. After that, the boys will be at 'em til Tuesday night and Lord only knows if there'll be any left by then, sooo...it's off to cookie-ville, I guess.
I'm sitting here, long after doing the dishes, rearranging the frig and putting all the leftovers away, watching 'Christine' again. I like this movie. Even though it bears little resemblence to the book, it's still pretty good. The guy who plays Arnie is perfect. I supposed it proves how twisted I am, but I like the way he gets after he buys the car. He becomes good looking and confident, right before he goes nuts. Sinister and evil, but cute.
By the way...if my nose keeps up with it's latest shit, I will tear it off my face and throw it far, far away. It keeps doing that tingley, "I'm gonna sneeze" shit, then...not sneezing. What a rip-off. I sit here, making faces, grabbing tissues, inhaling, getting ready and....pffft. It fades away.
I have to restrain myself from swatting people when they interrupt my sneezes and this is makin' me nutso. I cannot wait til the day my nose is 'normal' again.
Siiigh.
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