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Oh, HI!!!! How ya's doin'?
I just got lovely news. I had a sneakin' suspicion...I was skeert to ask...but....fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck.
We're having COMPANY!!!!!! Oh joy.
For the WEEEEKENNNND!!! *banging head on desk* My house is a complete wreck, the vacuum cleaner needs a belt (and oooh would I love to 'belt' something right about now) and I feel like shredded shit. Now, I have to clean this house, go grocery shopping and be...be....be something I'm not right now. Human, nice, alive...pick a verb. I mean....the kids being here in and of itself is cool, it's the prep shit I'd like to be done with already. Hell, I've had the Easter Egg kits for about three freakin' weeks and I have two dozen eggs, too....it's just that now I also have the cold from HELL to contend with, too. Of course, Eric-the-horrible-actor has to go into his "If yew don't feeeel good, they don't HAAAAVE TO come. We'll just call them and tell them we'll come get them in two weeks." Shut the fuck up, okay?
God, I hate that shit. I don't like it when I feel good and I HATE it, now. See...HE had 'em here when he was dying of a toothache, so my piddlin' ass cold ain't to excuse, now is it? Not to mention the things that get said about HER when SHE gets in the way of 'em being here.... This little shit...he is gooood. Guilt trips me, makes me feels like Attila the Hun and he SWEARS he's not trying to. Riiight.
He KNOWS how I am about 'denying' him shit, after what that fat cuntbag did to him all those years. He knows I'd take the bullet. He knows I'd hurt myself before I hurt him....He knows. Obviously. Now, I love a challenge and all, but I'd like to know beforehand I have a chance in HELL at 'winning'....As in, either I wasn't this sick or the house wasn't this trashed. HOWEVER.....
Not this time. Tell ya what....I get through this, I AM AMAZING and I don't care what anybody else thinks of me, either. Okay then...gonna go start cleaning now (goddamnit) and I'll keep ya's posted on my 'progress'...pfft. Pray for me people.
I'mina need all the he'p I can get. Fuck. Er...I mean
Peace.
Comments
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Stevie, I must say this situation blows big hairy green chunks. If I could, I'd be over there in a flash to help you out.
As for Eric, well, he's on my short list. At the very tippy top. I mean, WTF?
As for Eric, well, he's on my short list. At the very tippy top. I mean, WTF?
Posted by: Burnt Fuse at April 09, 2004 03:17 PM (RRrS8)
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Yeah, SWWBO did that to me last week, telling strangers they could come visit the Arsenal.
She won, too. Got the basement cleaned!
I'm with yas!
She won, too. Got the basement cleaned!
I'm with yas!
Posted by: John of Argghhh! at April 09, 2004 03:30 PM (AqZSF)
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