My monitor died....

First, I get this stomach thing. Less than an hour after that finally let go, my 'little friend' showed up. It announced it's presence by making my left ovary feel like it was in a vise grip. I take 4 Ibuprofen, feel a little better. I had an errand to run and was gone about an hour or so. When we got back, Eric was using the computer and there was this acrid odor in the air. We thought at first that it was the ceiling fan and shut it off. The smell lingered and Eric tracked it to the back of the old monitor. We shut everything down and when I tried it later...nada. Got the audio but just a black screen. Thank God Himself, we just happened to have one sitting around that's compatible.

Told ya He likes me.

No matter how needlessly retarded things get, I usually try to remember that.
(Sometimes I do wonder, though.)

I also believe that every so often He mistakes me for my astrological sign. I am a Taurus, not a real bull. Dude.

Ya know what? Except for using the word 'fuck' about 5 times in one paragraph, none of this shit has actually pissed me off yet. Not even the fact that the monitor that died had only been here, what?.....6 weeks? The most annoyed I've felt so far was when I knew the horse deal was fubar. Considering how badly I (still) want to do something like that, I really didn't freak out too much. Then the stomach, then the ovary, then the computer and I still haven't punched or screamed at anyone or anything. So far.
And, tonight I drag my first of many wagon loads of people throught the hay ride. In the dark. On a tractor I'm not too familiar with. Through woods.
(Rolls eyes....)

Ain't nuttin' but a thing.....

Type at ya's later...

Posted by: Stevie at 08:37 AM

Comments

1 For a minute there looking at the headline I thought you had a big lizard.

Posted by: Velociman at September 27, 2003 03:53 PM (iT+bD)

2 Start the hayride in reverse, and when everyone asks why, just say "mines".

Posted by: Ted at September 27, 2003 05:19 PM (2sKfR)

3 I had that though about lizards, myself.

And, if those hay ride people start too much shit, I just put the tractor in highway gear and FLY 'em back to their bonfires.

Posted by: Stevie at September 28, 2003 05:59 AM (c443x)

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