Do me a favor, somebody?

Kill me.
Please.

Or, at least invent suspended animation and use me as the guinea pig.

Everything still aches.
Shoulders, neck, head... ribs... and coughing? Feels like I'm being shot in the head from the inside.

I still have half an appetite.
Still drinking coffee.
But, also have water and diet root beer sitting there.
And, as far as coffee goes, I'm not sucking that down at my usual rate.

But, "at all" is good.
If I don't want coffee, I'm dying.
If I don't want Mickey D's, call the coroner.

Stood in the shower earlier.
Hot water felt good.
Patchouli and vanilla soap smelled good.
Never did remove the half-assed pony tail I threw my hair into.

I look like shit.

In fact, I seriously don't know right now if I look or feel worse.

I know I look like hell and I feel like a large wound/bruise/ache, so it's probably pretty close to even, actually.

After I stood in the shower a while, I felt better enough to want coffee.
Then, I remembered Gut Rumbles.
And, all these animals down here who probably needed to be fed.
So... here I am.

Sure enough, everybody needed something and this computer was having a nervous breakdown at first, too.

First it gave me the blue screen of death about fifteen times, being an ass.
I shut it down with control, alt, delete and then it decided that the modem wasn't installed, so I shut it down again and left it off for a few.

When I tried it again, it was fine.

So, basically, I "fixed" the stupid computer, fed everybody, took care of GR and now I'm waiting for the Boss to go somewhere so I can pee the puppy.

And, speaking of peeing... that's something I need to look into doing right quick.

I kinda feel like, since I can move, I oughta clean something....
Like, maybe moving around some will help my back.
And, it kinda wouldn't hurt for the house not to go to hell, just in case the Boss does pop in for some reason, especially with Buf still being in here.
Though, he is spending 90% of his time upstairs with me...
Buford, that is.
Not the Boss.

Oh, I can just see that.
Me and the Boss, watching TVLand, gettin' baked.
Suuure.
*giggling at the thought*

Anyhoo... I'm still alive and still not particularly thrilled about it.

And, I'll be back later... sometime... soon... I hope.

Peace

Posted by: Stevie at 08:30 AM

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Posted by: linden1970 at February 26, 2009 03:44 AM (tkBnz)

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