Awriiight...

Da "Heater Guys" are here already.

So, unless they're gonna hafta replace the whole damned heater or something (a thing not out of the realm of possibility in my life, mind you) we oughta be thawing out soon.

Also, if ya ever wanna occupy a puppy for a while, make yerself some instant oatmeal.
Don't use quiiite enough milk, leaving it kinda thick and sticky.
Use a Tupperware bowl that's about 5 or 6 inches deep and about as big around as a CD.

After you're full, give the bowl to said puppy.

He will then spend the next several hours with his head in it, scooting it around the house, while he tries like hell to get all the leftover oatmeal off the sides of the bowl and down his neck.

It's cute and gives him something to do besides bark/yodel at the cats continually.

And, here's another puppy tip that just came to mind...

Never, but NEVER, give a puppy bologna.
I do not know what kinda infernal process it goes through in their guts, but I can tell you with all confidence that you will NEVER smell anything quite as pungent, ripe, and gag-a-maggoting as a puppy bologna fart.

Ever.

Posted by: Stevie at 07:59 AM

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