Weird thing number four...
I ain't done SHIT for the last few days, except sleep, mostly.
Today, I finally leave the house, go the same place two times, the second time with every intention of committing what amounts to theft, then told the guy I was doing it. Then, I did it. Now, I have a puppy in my house.'Cause, I NEED another critter in here, don'tcha know. What happened was, the guy down the road whom Jr. is friends with came here this morning looking for him.
He wasn't here.
He'd gone to another buddies house last night, solely to get trashed, and was still there.
He didn't have his radio on, soooo me and Sr. took a ride over there to make sure he was alive and suggest he turn on said radio and let him know the guy down the road was lookin' for him. While Sr. was doin' alla that, I was falling in love with a puppy who was running around the yard with about four inches of what used to be his tie-out line on his collar, being underweight, adorable and, for the most part, neglected as hell. As we drove away, I told Sr. I felt like I was making a HUGE mistake, leaving that dog there. He wasn't the dude-who-lives-there's dog.
The dude who lives there was puppy-sitting him (and not very well, I must add) for yet another dipshit who'd broken up with his g/f and is currently staying some stupid place they don't allow pets. No dog house, questionable food, no supervision, nobody to play with or get loved on by....
Pissed me RIGHT off. This poor animal was being made to sleep OUTSIDE, UNDER A PICKUP, with NOTHING on concrete alllll because two asshole humans can't get their shit in one sock. Fuckheads. We got home, I saw that goddamned Pedigree commercial again, lost my shit, grabbed my keys and went back over there. The puppy was AGAIN out in the middle of the fuckin' road, so I opened my car door and in he jumped and in he STAYED.
Right in front of the dude who lives there. I had a little "discussion" with the puppy-sitter, basically telling him I'm takin' the damned dog til his owner gets his shit together (which I doubt will EVER happen), the dude who lives there is fine with that (he works here and he IS a nice guy, just a shitty puppy-sitter, apparently) and now, BUFORD (as I call him) is here, fed, warm, playing his ASS off with Ty and the cats and Sr. and Jr. And, just this MINUTE, that damned commercial was on again and this time when I got teary-eyed, it's because I was actually able to do something about one of those kinda dogs.
I just happened to snag this one before he ended up behind bars... wire... whatever. So yeah.
I commit my first theft ever right in front of the guy I was thievin' from, work it out so it's cool, and bring home yet another critter. Ya know that puppy in the cartoon who keeps sneakin' up on the cat, barking wildly into the cat's ear, making the cat launch straight up in the air and cling to the ceiling? That's who this puppy is. Only waaaaay bigger. As in: Horsedog puppy. He's rusty-brown with white big-assed feet, a half white nose and a lotta black from his eyes down his nose, kinda like a mask. He's got a wonderful, silly personality.
He's not mean to the cats, either.
Just seems to enjoy the hell outta barkin' at 'em. That, and scarfin' Dorito chips from Sr., biting on my hair, jumping up into everybody's lap by turns, ram-assin' around with Tyler and just being warm and fed and played with. The last time I "took care of a dog for a while for his owner" was abooout four years ago and I still have that dog. I'm just sayin'...
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*Viszladog puts his paws on the table edge and quickly pulls himself up from the hardwood floor where he had collapsed in a state of Stevie-Crossfire withdrawal* Welcome back! Missed ya’. (I was startin' to worry about you) Good job on the puppy rescue. ;>)
Posted by: viszladog3 at February 11, 2007 05:57 PM (zlwno)
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Glad to see you are back and ok. I knew you were semi-ok because GR was staying updated. Like you said before if GR isnt done you arent ok.
Good luck with the new critter. The girls tried getting me to take in a stray kitty last weekend, but luckily a neighbor did before they wore me down.
Good luck with the new critter. The girls tried getting me to take in a stray kitty last weekend, but luckily a neighbor did before they wore me down.
Posted by: Cindy at February 11, 2007 06:13 PM (lhXpw)
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Well yeah... there was this long-haired tiger-striped (black and gray) cat in a field I saw on the way home with the puppy.
And, yeah, I did stop, roll down the window and give it a coupla "Here kitty, kitty"'s.
Also a "You lost? You need a home? You mind ridin' with a puppy?", which he musta, 'cause he just sat there lookin' at me, like "Oh, stop. I'm fine. I live RIGHT OVER THERE, fer piss sakes."
So, I said, "Y'okay. I'll wait and see if I keep seeing you here, then. If not, I'll know yer okay."
(Figuring that, if it had been dropped off, it wouldn't have anyplace to go and I'd notice that within a day or so. If I do see that, I'll try again. I know me. I do this kinda shit... *giggle and an eye roll*)
*coupla seconds later*
Okay.
y'all wanna know just how bad I am to do this?
I stop for TURTLES.
I pull over, run in front of cars if necessary, and take the turtle(s) on across the road in the direction he was headed.
Loggerheads, too.
Big 'uns.
But, those dudes I "herd" with a stick or branch or something.
I may be slightly "touched", but I ain't stupid enough to pick up one of those bass'tids.
And, yeah, I did stop, roll down the window and give it a coupla "Here kitty, kitty"'s.
Also a "You lost? You need a home? You mind ridin' with a puppy?", which he musta, 'cause he just sat there lookin' at me, like "Oh, stop. I'm fine. I live RIGHT OVER THERE, fer piss sakes."
So, I said, "Y'okay. I'll wait and see if I keep seeing you here, then. If not, I'll know yer okay."
(Figuring that, if it had been dropped off, it wouldn't have anyplace to go and I'd notice that within a day or so. If I do see that, I'll try again. I know me. I do this kinda shit... *giggle and an eye roll*)
*coupla seconds later*
Okay.
y'all wanna know just how bad I am to do this?
I stop for TURTLES.
I pull over, run in front of cars if necessary, and take the turtle(s) on across the road in the direction he was headed.
Loggerheads, too.
Big 'uns.
But, those dudes I "herd" with a stick or branch or something.
I may be slightly "touched", but I ain't stupid enough to pick up one of those bass'tids.
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