Not that I'm a prude....
But, come on, here. How freakin' sorry is your ass when you need to wag your willy in someones face that doesn't even know you?
I checked my 'Friends' list. He's not on it. I don't have a 'Gross Asshole' list. Maybe I should start one? I am so flabbergasted...I just don't know what to think. It is making me laugh, though. I can not believe this guy. And, I'll just bet that that was a mild case of Internet Ickyness. Jesus. So...what are ya really supposed to do with shit like that? I'm sure I didn't handle it the best way, but it was gone pretty quick. Thank God. I can see where it could be fun, maybe. With the right person/people. But..this was mostly just weird. And unsettling. And funny. The nasty lookin' boy. Does this happen a lot? Has everyone who does it fallen out of an 'ugly tree', hitting every branch on the way down? What, may I ask, did this dipshit think I was gonna do? Be impressed? Go buy a camera right now to share this experience with him more fully? Whack off with one hand and type with the other? Puke? What? Please, someone tell me that women do not really like this shit. If they do, they're more fucked up than I ever realized. Sittin' here, minding your own business, surfing the web and suddenly...there it is. Or, almost was, anyway. EW! Ew, ew, ewewew.Maybe it's me who's fucked up. Because I can tell ya right now...I'd not want a stripper's dick in my face either. Everytime I see one of those guys on TV, like I did today on Biography (about people getting married), the first thing that goes through my mind is, if that were me, I'd be saying "Back off, asshole. Step outta my space and keep your dick outta here, too." If he didn't, it would piss me off. The Chippendales are cute, yeah, but they are still nothing but a bunch of empty-headed, over-sexed, male bims. Dance your well-defined little asses off. Just don't do it up my fuckin' nose, okay? Honestly. Some people's kids.
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Posted by: margi at September 24, 2003 12:06 AM (4jrV0)
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P.S. You missed a golden opportunity to verbally lash that sorry excuse.
A few girlfriends and I were in an iVisit chat one night -- and kept getting uninvited visitors. All of them *obviously lonely induhviduals.
Makes for a fun bitch-fest. Aheh.
"What's that you got there, Bob? Aww. Too bad you don't have a 10x zoom. Nice try." [BLOCKS him]
A few girlfriends and I were in an iVisit chat one night -- and kept getting uninvited visitors. All of them *obviously lonely induhviduals.
Makes for a fun bitch-fest. Aheh.
"What's that you got there, Bob? Aww. Too bad you don't have a 10x zoom. Nice try." [BLOCKS him]
Posted by: margi at September 24, 2003 12:11 AM (4jrV0)
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I didn't actually see any 'pecker-age', but it was close enough. Fuckin' weirdo.
I'm sitting here laughing about this shit, but...I can see where kids could get into some serious shit with people like that on here. Didn't even ASK. Just tried to whip it out.
I knew I could have handled it more effectively, it just caught me so off guard. Never again, tho.
What an asswit he is.
I'm sitting here laughing about this shit, but...I can see where kids could get into some serious shit with people like that on here. Didn't even ASK. Just tried to whip it out.
I knew I could have handled it more effectively, it just caught me so off guard. Never again, tho.
What an asswit he is.
Posted by: Stevie at September 24, 2003 12:24 AM (6LxJJ)
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I checked his profile first, too. See for yourself...he looked 'normal', at first. In the Yahoo Members Dircetory look up jrdd_99. I just didn't assume pervert when I saw the picture. Guess I should know better by now...(still shaking my head).
Posted by: Stevie at September 24, 2003 12:34 AM (6LxJJ)
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This site doesn't make sense at all, are you sure you people know what your talking about...
Posted by: Lisa at November 09, 2005 06:01 AM (xB/ZV)
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