Again with the idiotic sounding headlines...

Only, this time, it's not as head-smackin'-ly outrageous because this one is outta the local paper for Salem County.

Brain-murdering, soul-killing stupidity outta that area just isn't much of a surprise anymore.

But, this whole concept is...
Check out this headline (and, no, I ain't gonna RTFA*. That might make it seem like I give a shit, which, beyond pointing out the utter absurdity of the headline, I don't).

•Childhood drinking coalition seeks new, active members

I can just see every kid in Salem County morphing into Arnold Horshak, waving both arms above their heads, shrieking, "Oooh, ooh, Mistah Kotta, Mistah Kotta!!", wanting to sign up for this one.

Hey, asshole-who-"edits"(and I use that word lightly)-the-Sunbeam...
You might look into the use of the prefix "anti".

Unless of course, there now IS a coalition in Salem County to advocate drinking throughout childhood, which, while advisable if you're stuck trying to grow up anywhere in the Garbage State, is hardly the kinda thing most places would even admit to, let alone trumpet in a newspaper headline.

All things considered, New Jersey needs to be drug off and shot.
Could be done just on prinicple, just for shits-n-giggles or simply "because".
Whatever trips yer trigger, s'long as it gets done.

(*FARK-ism, meaning "Read The Fuckin' Article"...)

Posted by: Stevie at 02:37 PM

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Posted by: Catfish at February 04, 2007 04:47 PM (qy7vh)

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