Yahoo news strikes again...
Yahoo's headlines are beginning to be almost as funny as the ones on FARK.
About the only difference I see in 'em is that Yahoo's must be purely unintentional, because, after all, Yahoo is serious news. Right?(I have yet to decide whether this makes them funnier than FARK or just really frightening.) They've been making me roll my eyes, smack myself on the forehead hard enough to leave a mark, and groan outloud lately. Just like FARK. And, this one made me laugh right out loud with the responses it triggered in my head, again... just like FARK. This one is straight-up copied and pasted, lest I lose one single letter of it's inherant comic potential.
• Bush puts 'ic' back in 'Democrat Party'
my.
gawd. Where to start, where to start...
Okay, in the interest of time (I am finally cleaning the house), I'll limit myself to the first two things that sa-lammed into my brain upon reading that. #1. Not fer nuthin', buuuut... Bush has been responsible for putting the "ic" into many things during this tour of duty in hell we're being subjected to, commonly referred to as "his term in office".
Just looking at him, even before he opens his mouth and proceeds to mangle the English language badly enough to make Donny the Waterhead sound like a Rhodes scholar, makes me say "ic(k)" ever' single time. And, #2, he must suck at putting the "ic" into the "Democrat party" as badly as he does at running things around here, because they failed to use the "ic" he's putting into it in their own farkin' HEADLINE. Now, I ask you...
Whom writes this shit?
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