Moving that table...
Best idea I've ever had.
Remember I said I moved the table in the front room to halfway into the kitchen last week or whenever it was? Well, it's turning out really well... my idea, that is... I put the new Monopoly game that Santa brought us on the table after I got it moved and everything all cleaned and done and...the bait worked. Me, Sr. and Jr. have played several times so far.
Sr. has some kinda friggin' mojo with this particular game, though and ALWAYS kicks ass. Last night, we got George into a game. After that was over, George went to bed and Sr. and I played Uno for hours. Then... we... we got.... we got LAID!!!! Wow. Much fun as it is sitting around playing various board games, sex is even more fun. I'd forgotten.
So sue me. And, when I came up with the whole "move the table and actually make it so it's in a place and postition to be utilized by people for something other than a place to thrown shit when they come in the door", it never extended much beyond "Maybe I can get us to playing some games, too", which worked out GREAT. I never thought it'd lead to sex. Just wow. Of course, when you're talking "young" people, ROOT CANAL can lead to sex, but... when yer middle-aged, it's Monopoly, all the way, Baby. (Pun most definitely intended...) Monopoly and "interior design", or re-design. Move a table, buy Monopoly, use together and voila! Nekkididity abounds. And, considering that we had to wait for everybody, one of whom is an apparent insomniac teenager, to go to bed and stay there long enough to be down for the count and you can see how this is even more difficult to pull off. Need to have two out of three asleep and I NEVER get the right two being asleep. It's always George and Sr. who're gone, leaving me with the insomniac teenager. Or, Sr. and Jr. will be passed out in various crash positions in front of the TV, leaving me and George and we didn't have sex the last year we were together, so why would we now, it'd be even more like incest than EVER these days, so... me ending up with the right two people passed out and the correct one actually coherant is a miracle on the level of a planetary alignment that would give an astronomer a woody. So, this is a pretty cool Sunday. Jr.'s at work, George is in Virginia getting cigarettes and Sr. is passed out asleep in his chair. And, me? Well, I've done GR, cruised around and did some reading while I had my first cuppa coffee, and at some point, I'm gonna get dressed and go to the store and make dinner later and take care of random shit in the meantime and enjoy doing it all. Get my shit done quick enough and I might even spend some time soaking in the tub, reading...
again. Meanwhile, I just got my second cuppa coffee and I'm headin' back upstairs for a bit. Back later. Peace
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"Much fun as it is sitting around playing various board games, sex is even more fun.
I'd forgotten."
Ok... now look...
It's been about 15 months for me and I know I ain't forgot how much fun it is.
I don't think.
I'd forgotten."
Ok... now look...
It's been about 15 months for me and I know I ain't forgot how much fun it is.
I don't think.
Posted by: Mad Anonymous Flint at January 15, 2007 03:14 PM (w7V+K)
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Mad Anonymous Flint?
*rotflmfao*
I swear to God, the longer and more I know you, the more CONVINCED I am that the girls in NY are (non)fuckin' RETARDED.
How the hell any guy even remotely like you, let alone YOU, is/are single is so far beyond me that it makes my brain hurt, thinking about it.
I think I'd sooner be able to figure out quantum physics.
Adorable... check.
Intelligent... check.
Excellent sense of humor... check.
Excellent career/earning potential... check.
And, that's just the "surface" stuff...
I can't even find the words for the rest of how cool you are on, like... every level.
NY girls are just STOOPID.
Well, not JUST stupid... stupid, vapid, money-grubbing, selfish, delusional, a LOAD more enchanted with themselves than ANYBODY else could EVER be with them, more concerned with appearances than substance, stupid... oh, I already said that... well, screw it, they're DOUBLE STUPID and the list goes on.
I have a natural distrust of "women" in general and because of that, a certain amount of disdain for many women, right?
Right.
And, it's getting to be even worse and more directly directed at NY chicks.
If I have "disdain" for most chicks and their bullshit in general, I don't think there's a word for what I feel when I think of NY chicks.
Though I can say that my visceral reaction to a six foot pile of writhing snakes is less horrifying than what I feel for those morons.
You deserve better than them in the first place...
I keep tellin' ya that yer gonna hafta go outside the city to find anybody worth one good God damn.
I think I'm about to say it again, too, so I'll shaddap now.
*signs off muttering to self about female/city idiots*
*rotflmfao*
I swear to God, the longer and more I know you, the more CONVINCED I am that the girls in NY are (non)fuckin' RETARDED.
How the hell any guy even remotely like you, let alone YOU, is/are single is so far beyond me that it makes my brain hurt, thinking about it.
I think I'd sooner be able to figure out quantum physics.
Adorable... check.
Intelligent... check.
Excellent sense of humor... check.
Excellent career/earning potential... check.
And, that's just the "surface" stuff...
I can't even find the words for the rest of how cool you are on, like... every level.
NY girls are just STOOPID.
Well, not JUST stupid... stupid, vapid, money-grubbing, selfish, delusional, a LOAD more enchanted with themselves than ANYBODY else could EVER be with them, more concerned with appearances than substance, stupid... oh, I already said that... well, screw it, they're DOUBLE STUPID and the list goes on.
I have a natural distrust of "women" in general and because of that, a certain amount of disdain for many women, right?
Right.
And, it's getting to be even worse and more directly directed at NY chicks.
If I have "disdain" for most chicks and their bullshit in general, I don't think there's a word for what I feel when I think of NY chicks.
Though I can say that my visceral reaction to a six foot pile of writhing snakes is less horrifying than what I feel for those morons.
You deserve better than them in the first place...
I keep tellin' ya that yer gonna hafta go outside the city to find anybody worth one good God damn.
I think I'm about to say it again, too, so I'll shaddap now.
*signs off muttering to self about female/city idiots*
Posted by: Stevie at January 15, 2007 08:48 PM (f3pSL)
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The problem is that the desperate chicks think I'm the f'in BOMB.
I made the mistake of giving my work IM to someone. now I'm stuck logged off 'til I can figure out how to block her without coming online (this is AIM.)
Stalkers 'R Us
:-/
I made the mistake of giving my work IM to someone. now I'm stuck logged off 'til I can figure out how to block her without coming online (this is AIM.)
Stalkers 'R Us
:-/
Posted by: Mad William Flint at January 17, 2007 05:45 PM (g/0ur)
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