Un-fuggin'-believable....

Sooo...I've been up since around 2:30/3:00am, listening to the wind shriek like a banshee. Turned the heater up. Twice. I'm sitting here now, wrapped in a blanket, pissed.
I'm pissed because right after daybreak, I (stupidly) looked out the kitchen window and it was....it was...it was "s"-wording.
I got six kindsa pissed about that, lemme tell ya.
First of all...IT'S APRIL 5TH FER FUCK'S SAKE and WE JUST DID THE DST THING!!!
NOW CUT. IT. OUT!!!! Damn it!!!!

I watched the chucklefucks on Action News giggle and smirk his way theough the weather forecast, which included such horrid words as "29*", "wind chill factor" and "feels like 18*".
I swear to Sweet Jesus...when I get my license back, the VERY NEXT TIME I see one of those morons giggling through a snow forecast, I'm gonna drive to the studio and in front of the veiwing audience, God and everybody else, I'm gonna beat the living HELL outta them. Live. On TV.
I hate every one of you grinning assholes.
I hope you all rot.
Fucktards.

Aaaanyway...I got to boppin' around, reading blogs and wound up deep in the archives of one of the excellently-cool chicks on my 'roll...Mac. She is...wow.
I've had her rolled for a while. I pop in every so often. She's a Philly blogger and it's kinda cool to see what the rest of this area is like. (I've got quite a few Philly bloggers rolled, actually....but Mac is...wow.)
So, I'm reading, laughing out loud at the idiots who make up Fishtown, wondering what on earth she's gonna have to blog about now that she and Mr. Fish have moved, when I see this.

It was doing this same shit exactly 364 days ago.

I'm beginning to think Pennsylvania is just stupid, or something. Does this state...oh, excuse me...commonwealth and it's weather not hafta recognize Spring like every where else in the world? I've been reading about how beautiful the weather is in fuckin' Minnesota!!! Here? Pfft.

This shit is ridiculous. I was pissed earlier, I just wanted to jab forks in my eyes so I wouldn't have to see it, but now...Mac has calmed me down.

Same shit, different year is all this is.

Fuckin' stupid weather.

Oh...and I love her notes to Mother Nature, too.

Let me paraphrase:

Dear Mother(fucker) Nature,

You are a skanky crack-whore and I hope you die a horrible snowladen, frozen death.
Eat me, bitch.
You rot.
Oh...and FUCK YOU.

Sincerely,
Me

That's kinda how Mac does it.
I'm a little moooore...ummm...raw about it, though.
But, all that time putting up with her moronic neighbors back in the old 'hood has obviously mellowed her out a little about snow.
I wouldn't mention a mullet to her, though...lol.
(I actually LIKE mullets...I love hair, remember that whole guys/hair/shaving/WHY? thing I did that time? Well...I just feel like I need to say that not everybody who wears a mullet is a toofless, tanktop wearin' mouthbreather. (lmao...) Ya know...Eric, for instance? And, let me further extend that by saying his wasn't planned or anything. It's just that I like...no LOVE long hair on guys and he hates it in his face, so it's kinda the natural conclusion of our compromise. I swear.)

Anyhow...how I've had Mac 'rolled for so long without knowing just how (fuckin') cool she is, is beyond me.

Tell ya what...I've been wanting to go to Philly, but I'm one of those retards she talks about who'd end up in North Philly dead if I went by myself, soooo....I'm perfectly willing to trade her a day on my horse for a day in Philly that I'd actually survive.

Anytime.

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