Awright... cut. Cut! Get ready for take 2...

I've been awake for less than two hours (because somebody 'round heah didn't wake me up before 8am like I asked) and already, I've had mooooore than enough of this day.

First, as I was heading up the stairs WITH A FULL CUPPA COFFEE, my stupid cat, Squirrel, who makes a CAREER outta flinging herself down in your path and trying to race UNDER your feet, literally, as you go up or down the steps, tripped me.

Lucky for her the cuppa coffee I had was one of my "go" cups with a lid.

Still...

Ow.
My knee, you bitch.

So, I regroup and go on.

To the bank.
Grab some shit from the store while I'm there and I head on home.

Get here and I'm grabbing the bags outta the backseat out front.
Cigarette in my lips.
Wind blowing.
Wind blowing my hair onto said cigarette.

So... I sling my head and, theoretically, my hair back hard to compensate for the wind.

Yeah.

Slung my head back HARD... right into the top of the backseat door frame.

Ow.
My head, ME bitch.

So.
Been awake less than two hours and already have a non-sexual RUGBURN on my knee and a(nother) knot on my head.

Well, good.
This day oughta be iiiiinteresting, huh?

Jesus.

Posted by: Stevie at 12:22 PM

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Posted by: helen at June 15, 2009 12:42 AM (sz1m7)

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