Okay, here's what's gonna happen...

The current temperature is a balmy 63 degrees.

Yes.

63 degrees.

Because it is, I'm going to put all the feathered animals outside, and the rabbit.
Then, I'm gonna break down, re-bed and fix up their houses.
(Sometime immediately prior to this endeavour, I'm gonna open the kitchen window. 63... degrees)
(I'm also going to take Def Lep out of the Walkman and put it and Ozzy and Rick Springfield and prolly a lil Stevie Ray in the "big" player and let 'er rip.)

What else I'm gonna do, but less because of the fact that it's... say it with me now... 63 degrees, is clean the eff you see kay outta this house.

Then, I am gonna post a notice to the effect of not leaving a mess any bigger than the mess you want me to make you into, on the floor, much resembling a huge splat of strawberry jelly.
The kind with the huge clots of strawberry in it, too.

Biiiig splat.
With eyeballs and teeth and bits of bone sticking out.

See what I'm drivin' at heah?

Pft.

See what I've been driven too?

Anyway.

I just remembered that I want more cat litter.
All I wanna hafta do is dump and refill.
Sprinkle deodorizer on top and done.
Not in the mood to pick the stupid things today.
Too much else to do to waste time and energy on that.

So...
Gotta get dressed.
*sigh*
Leave Def Lep in the Walkman for a bit longer and take it with me to the Giant to get the cat litter.
And, before I go, I ought get the feathered critters outside and I'm including the stupid parrot and the 'keet.
And the rabbit.
Yep.
It's that every bit of... 63 degrees out there.
Niiiice.

Come home, clean the cages, clean the cat boxes, clean the house.

Gotta do something kinda heavy duty to the front room carpet, too.

Stupid duck.

I'm thinking carpet cleaner and a big, stiff... BRUSH.

As if one of those things you thought of first would help...

*giggling*

Anyway... oh hell.

First, before I do any of that, I'm gonna do GR.

I've been getting so lucky lately and seeming to go right to, blindly I might add, great posts.
And, by blindly, I mean that I don't go seeking out particular posts unless somebody wants to see it.
I just pick a month and either scroll down the page, scroll through each post one at a time or mouse up and down the list of archives and click with my eyes closed.
All depends on where I'm looking.
In order of how I do it, the places would be the archives on GR front page, my own blogroll and his Monsterman blogspot site.

Depnding on how much time I have, or, for a better way to put it... depending on how much pressure I feel to get up from here and go do something else, I then either look for posts without links or I find good ones with links and follow them to see if they're still good and all that.
Then, I re-do the links, note when it was "originally published" (and, it's has become just as natural for me to type those two words as it is "caughtinthexfire.mu.nu"), and post it.

If the post is really good and the links no longer work, I note that, too.
Or post to whatever the front page is, if it's a blog and I can't find the relevant post in the archives, like yesterday.

One of these days, I'm gonna do one of his "linkfest" posts.

But, for right now, I'm trying to keep stuff like that and pictures and whatnot to a minimum just in case it would have any impact on the ease with which Paul can move him.

Same here, except, thanks to a reply of mine to an earlier comment, I have this almost irresistable urge to post a picture...
A picture I've posted before and like very much.
*grin*

BUT... I'll behave.

For now.

NOW, I'm gonna go get this shit started.

It's rumored that that's the only way to ever get done, though I've seen no proof of that particular postulate.

Peace

Posted by: Stevie at 10:54 AM

Comments

1 Crazy! weather. We're s'posed to hit 75 here in Virginia today. One (somewhat evil) suggestion on keeping the house clean: Have ya thought about using the shock collars some knuckleheads use to train birddogs?... (I always hated 'em , and would never use them, preferring the gentle intelligent approach to dog training), but they would fit a messy human males neck quite nicely. Any trashing transgressions in the household and ya just push the button for some instantaneous habit correction. You can zap one or all at the same time until they behave...the hard part is gettin 'em to wear the collars...maybe you can tell them it's a new type of neck warmer or something...just a suggestion >
P.S. Enjoy the warm "spring" day!

Posted by: viszladog3 at January 06, 2007 11:42 AM (8NE8U)

Posted by: Stevie at January 06, 2007 04:15 PM (FriJO)

Posted by: vgbhlodwfn at February 13, 2008 12:55 PM (FOefp)

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