Could someone please invent suspended animation so I could indulge in it at times like this?
Gawd, I feel so poopy.
*Audience shouts, "How poopy is it?"* So poopy that I didn't even think about screwing around til the last minute getting to the bank before 3, like I do every other "every other" Friday. I did finally do my nails, though... Still, my head hurts in every conceivable way up to and including a sore nose from blowing it.I even got some Puffs Plus last night.
Hell, I was even drinking hot tea yesterday. Hmmm... hot tea....
That actually sounds good again. Be right back...
*several minutes later*
Okay, I'm back. Was I saying anything remotely important?
Somehow, I doubt it. I'm feeling so worn out, drug down, slow and tired... Stupid cold. If I'm not asleep in a ball somewhere before everybody gets in from work, I have this idea about hamburgers and deep fried french fries for dinner.
Got a new 4 cup deep fryer for Christmas.
I asked for that and I'd like to try it out.
I even got the oil for it yesterday. I just don't know if I have enough energy left to get me there... Speaking of which, I'd better go do Gut Rumbles before I do flame out. Talk to y'all later... Peace
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Hi , Sorry your feeling so blah. Hot tea and some quality hibernation time might help. Here is a really bad joke to cheer you up a bit:
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster and he wants chicks.
So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster which he would sell. The other farmer says, “Yeah, I’ve got this great rooster named Chuck. He’ll service every chicken you got, no problem.”
Well, Chuck the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides he’d be worth it. So, he buys Chuck. The farmer takes Chuck home and sets him down in the barnyard, first, giving the rooster a pep talk, “Chuck, I want you to pace yourself now. You’ve got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. Consequently, I’ll need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have some fun,” the farmer said, with a chuckle.
Chuck seemed to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen house, and Chuck took off like a shot. - WHAM! - Chuck boinks every hen in the hen house - - three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked. After that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen, sure enough, Chuck is in there. Later, the farmer sees Chuck after a flock of geese, down by the lake. Once again, - WHAM! - He gets all the geese.
By sunset he sees Chuck out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants. The farmer is distraught—worried that his expensive rooster won’t even last 24 hours. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day to find Chuck dead as a doorknob—stone cold in the middle of the yard. Buzzards are circling overhead.
The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful and expensive animal, shakes his head and says, “Oh Chuck, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you’ve done to yourself.”
Chuck opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and says, “Shhhh, they’re getting closer.....”
Hope yer feling better soon! Viz ;>)
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster and he wants chicks.
So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster which he would sell. The other farmer says, “Yeah, I’ve got this great rooster named Chuck. He’ll service every chicken you got, no problem.”
Well, Chuck the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides he’d be worth it. So, he buys Chuck. The farmer takes Chuck home and sets him down in the barnyard, first, giving the rooster a pep talk, “Chuck, I want you to pace yourself now. You’ve got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. Consequently, I’ll need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have some fun,” the farmer said, with a chuckle.
Chuck seemed to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen house, and Chuck took off like a shot. - WHAM! - Chuck boinks every hen in the hen house - - three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked. After that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen, sure enough, Chuck is in there. Later, the farmer sees Chuck after a flock of geese, down by the lake. Once again, - WHAM! - He gets all the geese.
By sunset he sees Chuck out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants. The farmer is distraught—worried that his expensive rooster won’t even last 24 hours. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day to find Chuck dead as a doorknob—stone cold in the middle of the yard. Buzzards are circling overhead.
The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful and expensive animal, shakes his head and says, “Oh Chuck, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you’ve done to yourself.”
Chuck opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and says, “Shhhh, they’re getting closer.....”
Hope yer feling better soon! Viz ;>)
Posted by: viszladog3 at December 29, 2006 06:43 PM (/3bYy)
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Jesus girl, small wonder. Aren't you the one who says things like "Well, I was up cleaning at 7 this morning... still."
Allow yerself some downtime.
Allow yerself some downtime.
Posted by: Mad William Flint at December 29, 2006 07:25 PM (irwyS)
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Put whiskey in the tea.
Hope you feel better soon!
Hope you feel better soon!
Posted by: Maeve at December 31, 2006 09:31 AM (b/7xM)
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