Merry motherfuckin' christmas, you cat-killing asshole...
I don't know who you are, but... I hope you die a nasty and very painful death, you sick fuck.
How the FUCK can you not see a white goddamned cat?
How the FUCK do you manage to run over and KILL a white cat on a black road, you jerkoff, mommy-fucking loser?
Dale.
Couldn't keep him inside the house fer shit.
He didn't like it, nor did any of the other cats, not even his sisters, WHOM I still have. He was a good cat, just not a "house cat". But, that didn't mean he needed or deserved to be run over in the road like he didn't matter THEN LEFT LAYING THERE, you cat-killing LAZY FUCK.
You ran him over.
YOU KILLED HIM.
And, since you couldn't be bothered to MOVE him, I wish I did know who you are so I could fuck up everything you own, are or ever will have or be. I hope you die.
I hope you hit a fuckin' tree with that vehicle you ran Dale over with.
I hope you hit a tree, the car bursts into flame and that you burn to death and know every second of it, you useless cat killing piece of shit. I hope ypu get hit by a tractor-trailer and left to lay there, along the side of the road, in the fuckin' RAIN, just like you did Dale. You suck.
Your FAMILY sucks.
And, your mother should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law for ever giving birth to such a total piece of shit as you so plainly are. Fuck you.
I hope you die too.
You dick. And, Dale?
I am soooo sorry, man.
Why wouldn't you just stay in here with the rest of us?
Why didja hafta keep going back out?
Why didn't you keep coming back?
Yeah, I know. There's lotsa cats around here, but I only had one Dale and you were it, buddy.
Now, I don't have you anymore and I know I'll never see you again and that my last memory of you is gonna be petting you "goodbye" just a few minutes ago.
You were wet and cold and not Dale.
You were Dale's cold stiff body.
That's what I'll remember, too, damn it. Motherless GOD, I hate people who do this kinda ball-less shit. Probably a buncha stupid redneck assholes, laughin' it up as they drove on down the road after hitting him.
IF they didn't swerve to hit him on purpose.
I KNOW people do that, too. People suck. Dale, I'm sorry, Honey, that your life ended at all, especially this way.
I've been missing you anyway, since you had to be all "Rambo" and be a "survivalist" out there.
I never did know why you just weren't happy in the house.
But, that missing you I was doing ain't shit compared to how I feel now. I guess I shoulda just duct taped yer ass to the wall or something and made you stay in here, hating it and pissed, right? It woulda been the only way to keep this shit from happening to you, ya know.
Especially since the DICKHEADS around here can't seem to drive with any "animal avoiding skill" WHATSOEVER. Wanna know how many animals I've killed in 25 years of driving? One. There were two dogs in the road and I swerved to avoid the one I saw and hit the black one.
And, after I did that, I took that poor (already dead) dog RIGHT to a vet's office that was down the road.
I was FREAKIN' over killing this poor dog.
I gave a shit.
Which is WAY more than I can say for the loser fucks who've hit my cats around here. This makes three. Big Fuzz before we got moved all the way in.
Little Fuzz while I was in Georgia for Rob because ASSHOLES in my own fuckin' HOUSE couldn't be bothered to do what the fuck I said and keep him inside.
(They goddamned do NOW.)
And, now Dale. I have GOT to find Diamond and get his ass back in this house TOMORROW and I'm going to.
He's down the road someplace, near the Boss's son's house.
I keep getting "sightings reports" on him. And, no, I don't know why he starting hanging out down there.
But, I DO know I AM going to put an end to it.
BEFORE some retarded loser FUCK kills him, too. Merry fuckin' Christmas, you bleeding asshole. Die.
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I'm so sorry sugar.
Posted by: Maeve at December 23, 2006 12:57 AM (b/7xM)
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Hi, Very, very sorry too....here's hoping that the worst form of karma catches up with the ignorant prick who has no sense of honor or decency or any concern for innocent life...
Posted by: vizsladog3 at December 23, 2006 06:15 PM (/3bYy)
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Fuck ... that is, bar none, the single worst part of life, having to read posts all over the blogisphere about people whose animals ... for whatever reason ... went up to the Great Petting Zoo in the Sky.
My heart really breaks for you. And unfortunately, living on a block with a bunch of feral cats myself, and a speed demon who cranks his Mustang from 0 to 200 in the space of a microsecond, I see it quite a lot.
Sorry for your loss.
My heart really breaks for you. And unfortunately, living on a block with a bunch of feral cats myself, and a speed demon who cranks his Mustang from 0 to 200 in the space of a microsecond, I see it quite a lot.
Sorry for your loss.
Posted by: Erica at December 23, 2006 06:46 PM (n1ABe)
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Sorry to hear about that. You know I love my cats and other dogs.
Posted by: Catfish at December 24, 2006 12:21 AM (ACOeP)
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i just came across your site in google... and i want you to know that im sorry and im glad youre venting it out becuase you need to do that... i love animals and i hate seeing road kill ... every time i drive by a dead body i am heart broken... just hope that they're in a better place now. So god dam innocent... huh? AT my school there are tons of sea gulls that hang around in the parking lot... sometimes they'll be like 200 of them just sitting there haning out... I see these asshole kids in the parking lots... driving around in circles trying to run over the poor sea gulls... they're the coolest animals and i dont understand why anyone would WANT to run one over. Id like to grab a gun and shoot one of those fuckers in the head. Anyway i just want you to know that there are other people who feel the same way as you. I dont know who the fuck you are or where the fuck you are from but it warms my heart to see somebody else who i dont even know 'FEEL' for an animal... gives me a little more faith for the human race
Posted by: nifferz at December 24, 2006 01:45 PM (ueoiv)
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