Well, I'm alive....
Not too happy about that little factoid right this second, but I'll be fine... eventually.
The worst part is actually the friggin' gauze.I hate havin' shit in my mouth. Hell, I've never even done a spitball because the idea of chewin' on paper, then having to touch spitty paper, makes me wanna puke, ya know?
So, you can imagine how gaggy it is havin' this material in my mouth.
Plus, it feel like half my face has morphed into the Godfather. And, between the extraction and the cleaning, the extraction was the "easy" part. That little sucky thing that gets rid of excess spit also draws a lot of air which is cold and does NOT feel good in a mouth fulla fucked up toofuses.
They're fine now.
They were fine as soon as he got that sucky thing outta there. And... remember I said this guy is good? And, that if anybody was gonna stick me I wanted it to be him? Well, I was right.
On both counts. This guy made me LAUGH while he was stickin' me. I din't feel nuttin'.
Not even the proverbial "pinch". Hope I still don't feel anything once I can feel my TONGUE again. Yeah, half my tongue's still numb, as is my jaw.
This shit puts a whole new spin on drinking coffee.
Especially out of what amounts to an "adult sippy cup". Makes smoking, which I'm not supposed to be doing, lotsa fun, too.... Who the fuck arranged that shit, by the way?
How the fuck're ya not supposed to smoke after that kinda shit is done to ya?
TRAUMATIZE ya, then tell ya ya can't have a smoke.
Right.
Good luck with that one, Sparky. And, once again... God Bless Def Leppard.
This time I had the headphones on and the volume MAXED.
It really did help. Okay.
I got the gauze out.
Shit.
Shoulda left it in.
I also have a cigarette lit.
*sigh*
One second...
Gonna stick another piece of gauze in there til I finish this cigarette.... Uck.
Nasty feelin' shit.
But, Brian said "If yer gonna smoke (knowing the entire time that I AM gonna), at least put gauze in there and DON'T CHAIN SMOKE for the first 12 hours, okay?" Y'okay, Doc. Wow... I'm actually starting to be able to feel my lips again.
Cool.
(I hope.) I think I'm gonna go lay down for a while.
Try sleeping as many of these 12 hours away as I can. I'll be back later. Peace, y'all....
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HI!
Congrats to your keeping alive existence... but what was happening to you? I did not catch what kind of operation you were undergoing!
Congrats to your keeping alive existence... but what was happening to you? I did not catch what kind of operation you were undergoing!
Posted by: Marina at December 07, 2006 09:17 AM (65NLO)
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