Two quick things, then I swear, by all that is Holy, that I will clean this friggin' house...

I woulda already been cleaning the house, except for one thing...

this.

I forget how I found her.
But, if you look on the right side, under her picture, you'll see a block of numbers from 1 to 80.

Go click on #1.

But, before you do, go pee, grab your smokes and get a fresh cuppa coffee.

Because, I promise you, after you click #1 and read that post, you will click #2, then 3, then 4 and so on til it's a coupla hours later and you're in awe of this woman's life as well as her writing because you just sat there and read all eighty posts.

Like I just did...

Now, I have a question....

In Howard Stern's second book, he says something about people giving him shit for what he'd said about Filipino's in his first book and that if he gave anyone the impression that he hates Filipino's the most, he wanted to apologize because he hates the FRENCH the most.

Okay?
SO, Howard hates the French A LOT.

Now, in his first book (which I am re-reading for about the hundredth time) he has the following:

Now, knowing that Howard hates the French the most, is the way he expressed it here correct?

Somewhere between the word "ascending" (yes, I know what it means), the fact that the French are #3 and the fact that #3 is at the top of the list, yet he hates the French the most, I'm kinda confused.
Something seems wrong about it this way.
Almost like a double negative.... the way a double negative changes the meaning of what is said, if not the intent. (In other words, double negative or not, you know what the person means...)

Anyway, is that right up there?
It could just be me.
It does involve numbers and I do hate math.

And now, because I've sat here long enough, and to escape one of the few episodes of All in the Family that I don't really like, followed by another one that starts out a downer too (the ones about Beverly LaSalle getting killed), I'm outta here.

I'm gonna go try once again to COMPLETE cleaning the house.
Lately, I keep starting it and not finishing.
I've been going through that whole "look like Fat Elvis" thing again.
Feet, ankles and calves get all puffy, I feel too full all the time, my face looks fuller to me, I hate it.
I get tired really quick, too.
Used to be, I'd go lay down and the swelling would go down quite a bit.
It'll still do that if I lay down, but not as much.
And, my back... jeezus.
Hurts to stand, hurts to bend, hurts to breathe...
Right across the lower back, like where the waistband of jeans would be.

I wish I knew what this shit was... probably remnants of my missing terrorist buddy.
He doesn't come around, but he still makes himself known.
Prick.

That's what's been slowing me down, and stopping me, lately.

My legs and back get to feeling like I've been walking uphill in sand or something and I just say "fuckit".

BUT... it's better today.
Both ankles and my right foot are still a little swelled, but my left foot looks almost normal and my energy level isn't totally sapped by "herbage".

So, it's hair up into a ponytail on the top of my head, some "cool tunes" on the CD player and a clean house by the time I stop this time.
And, woe be unto he who gets in my way, discourages me or otherwise interferes with my forward motion.
(This shit is like getting a fully loaded tractor and trailer goin' up a hill from a full stop... I don't need no dinkweeds messin' with any momentum I manage to gain...)

Peace, y'all

Posted by: Stevie at 12:39 PM

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