Holy hell...

I'm back already. I think I mighta actually slept for...what? Ummm....5 hours. 3 hours of sleep, 24 or so hours of being awake, then another 5 hours of sleep.
Well shit.
Guess I'm good to go now until sometime SATURDAY night.
(You do know, of course, that when I typed that up there, I heard the Bay City Rollers in my head spellin' it out while I had it capped? Damn right I did.
Ess-ay-tee-you-are-dee-ay-why NIGHT!!!!)
(Oh gawd...this is followed immediately, for some reason, by Dexi's Midnight Runners singing "Come on Eileen". WHY? Why does my brain do this shit to me and why are these two songs connected in there? I have no fargin' idea. I just enjoy (mostly) the concerts...ohhelpmeLord.)

Ya know...whomever it is that writes the 'headlines' for Yahoo's homepage needs to do it a little better. I always see shit that makes me go "Huh?" Or, it gives me a mental visual that I just don't need to know my brain can do.
For instance...there are two tonight that just sound dumb.

First one is: Fossil Found of Creature that did pushups.
Immediately I think "Someone dug up Jack Palance? Is he even dead? Was that even him who did that? If it wasn't him, it was Robert Stack. Whoever it was, why are they digging up arm bones and saying so? Who needs to know this stuff? 'Fossil found of creature that did pushups'....honestly..."

Then there's this one: Judge Orders Release of Energy Documents. My head says, "Exactly whom documents releases of energy, which to me sound like farts? Some man, no doubt...proud of the way he singed all the hair offa every living thing in a 300' radius, killed everything green, then blamed it on a mummified family memeber, I'll bet. And...why do judges care about fart papers, anyway? Ahhh...probably some kinda arguement about the difference between homocide and unintenional asphyxiation, or some shit. Wait...shit...fart papers...ohhelpmelord..."

This is the kinda shit that gets me looked at weirdly by people.

I need sleep...help...medication...something.

Posted by: Stevie at 11:55 PM

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Posted by: Mad William Flint at April 02, 2004 01:47 AM (jRssG)

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