Unbelievable....

Over the past five years, I've gotten kinda used to pulling odd things out of the lint trap in the dryer, thanks to Eric.

Over the years, I've found:

Candy wrappers
Pop-Tart wrappers
Nails
Screws
Sockets
Rubber gloves
Breeding gloves
Semen straw sheaths
Paper towels
Bull-calf ball rubberbands
Pens
Paint sticks
Vials of cow medicine
Syringes for cow medicine
Automatic milker parts
Car parts
Small hand tools
Etc.

You name it, chances are he's left it in his pockets and I've pulled it outta the lint trap, right?
Right.

Well, folks, he just topped himself.

When I took this last load outta the dryer, I found a CORN COB in my lint trap.

A CORN COB!
And, no corn- just the cob.

I don't even think I wanna know why he had one in his pocket.

I've worked on dairy farms since high school and I can't think of one single reason to have a corn cob in my pocket.
Let alone leave it in there to be washed.
AND dried.
(I tried folding it with the rest of his stuff, but it broke.)

*lmao*

And, silly me... I thought I'd seen everything last weekend at the Apple Harvest Festival when I saw that Asian Amish guy.
(Yeah, an Asian Amish man. 100% Asian features, except for the beard with no moustach and the traditional Amish men's clothes and hat, the totally Amish wife and requisite half-dozen kids.)

Is it any wonder I'm almost completely nuckin' futz?

*wanders off, muttering, "A corn cob in my lint trap... sheesh..."*

Posted by: Stevie at 02:21 AM

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