"Faaarm livin' is the life for me..."

Unless, of course, there's a tractor battery blowin' up in the two Eric's faces right outside the window and in the prOcess, scarin' the crap outta me.

Jesus.

(And, byt the way, that spelling/pronunciation of "process" is the Canadian version... very long "o". I love that... *grin*)

Anyway, back to the exploding battery...

Sr. is fine, he had his back to it pretty much and he has no splashes on him, but Jr... he was right next to it.

I got his ass in here and into the shower immediately and told him to scrub down GOOD, head to toe with every kinda soap in there (which is a considerable lot of soap) and his clothes, coat included, are already in the washer.

Lord.

I'm sitting in here, reading FARK right quick before I go clean and I hear this "BANG!!!" and jumped about a foot straight up outta this chair.

I grabbed the radio and beeped Sr. and asked him, "WhatdahellwasTHAT?!? Didja HEAR that?"

"Oh, yeah, I heard it. Felt it, too.... a tractor battery just blew up in me and Jr.'s faces..."

"Fuck WHAT?", says I and off I go, out the door, radio in hand to call the Boss since they were both rinsing off with water like that'd do any good.

I checked Sr. with an eagle eye and he's clean, but Jr.... he was wet.
Whether it was from the acid or the water, I didn't know, so to be safe, he got his shower and now, I can't find my lighter when I need a cigarette the most AND, while I was in the bathroom, throwing his clothes in the washer, I also took a piss (scared it outta me, it did) and my stupid period seems to have showed up.

Now, I've heard of gettin' and piss and shit scared outta ya, but... your period?

*disgusted sigh*

Lovely.
Leave it to me to set a precedent...
*rolls eyes*

I need a pot of coffee.
And a lighter.

Hmmmm.... and a less suspicious mind... it just occured to me...
While Mr. Retardo was waiting for his ride and was not being watched by anyone earlier, could HE have done something to MAKE that thing explode?
I wouldn't put it past him, IF it's not too complicated to do....
(And, see whatcha get for acting like an asshole all the time? An act of GOD can look like you've pulled a purposefully destructive act...)

Okay, off to find some fire and caffeine...

(I'd say "peace", but I don't wanna tempt fate again...)

Posted by: Stevie at 09:54 AM

Comments

1 I had a truck battery blow up on me once when I crossed a couple of wires up, trying to start an auxillary engine. Luckilt it was under the sleeper and only caught me from the chest down.

I think I did more damage to my underpants than the acid did to me.

Posted by: tl at October 02, 2006 01:33 AM (Vajdd)

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