And, another thing....
"Fly season is over now."
Oh.REALLY? Glad you think so, Boss man.
Would you mind very much coming in here and EXPLAINING THAT to this fuckin' PRICK FLY that REFUSES to fuck off and leave me ALONE? AND HIS BUDDIES? "Fly season is over"... MY ASS. I mean, I know I live on a farm and flies are to be expected.
Unless you construct a dome over the house (which, believe me, I'd like to do for various and sundry reasons anyway), flies are a fact of life and that's fine. Hell, by the end of February, I'll even MISS 'em.
I'm GLAD to see the first fly of the year.
They're more reliable harbingers of Spring than frickin' robins. BUT.... what the FUCK is with these ones in here now?
Why do they insist on flying up my fuckin' nose and around my head and being fuckin' aggravating to the nth degree?
Why can't they just leave me the fuck ALONE?
And, why is it, no matter how many of them I squash into oblivion, there's always ONE MORE who thinks it's his calling in life to fuck with me til I'm a screaming, fly-swatter-wielding windmill of cursing and other Tourette's-like behavior? WHY???? "Fly season is over." Pft.
I wish. And, here's one more thing, so I don't hafta do another post about it... Tyler...
The next time I tell you to shut the FUCK up and you don't... you die. Got it? Good. You little fuckhead. Lookit... here's a little tip for the entire planet.... flies, dogs and coffee-suckin' MEN, included... On the days when I wake up and there's no coffee available, it is best not to even look at me for a while, let alone join forces with the coffee-suckin' buttholes, flies and mouthy dogs and fuck with me til I'm in a rage.
Okay?
That make sense to anybody but ME?
And, if it does, can I come live with you, whomever you are, before I end up on the news with "film at 11"? Jesus FUCK, man....
Comments
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http://www.orlyowl.com/
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Posted by: Mad William Flint at September 25, 2006 03:52 PM (g/0ur)
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Too cool... expect to see owls here in the future. I love how naturally pissed-off they look. Thank you, Lovey.
Maybe I should try to come up with a site that has retorts, wicked or otherwise, spelled out in FLY CORPSES!
Lord knows I've got enough of the little turds to already be able to spell out most of the standard cuss words, with a "fucktard" or two thrown in...
Maybe I should try to come up with a site that has retorts, wicked or otherwise, spelled out in FLY CORPSES!
Lord knows I've got enough of the little turds to already be able to spell out most of the standard cuss words, with a "fucktard" or two thrown in...
Posted by: Stevie at September 25, 2006 04:38 PM (jL1n1)
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Sorry in advance...this is really bad ;>)
=: How to Tell the Sex of a Fly :=
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking
around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies" he responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" she asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 females" he replied.
Intrigued, she asked "How can you tell?"
He responded "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
=: How to Tell the Sex of a Fly :=
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking
around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies" he responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" she asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 females" he replied.
Intrigued, she asked "How can you tell?"
He responded "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
Posted by: vizsladog3 at September 25, 2006 05:13 PM (1CDlb)
4
lmao...
Posted by: Stevie at September 25, 2006 05:52 PM (jL1n1)
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