Okay guys, here's the deal...
Very early this morning was the LAST TIME I ever make a pot of coffee and leave it for you people.
No, ya know what?Just shut up.
I'm sick of this now. Every goddamned day of my LIFE, before I go to bed, I make a pot of coffee AND put it in the "Harley thing" (coffee-keeper with the Harley logo on it) for you guys. I don't even leave it in the coffepot to sit and burn and tatse like shit. No. I make it, and I store it for you lazy bastards. Then, I come down here myself later on, waking up, and the only thing I want is a cuppa coffee and do ya THINK there ever IS any? NO. Last time today.
Never gonna happen again. Wanna know why? 'Cause, from now on, when I make this coffee every morning then put it in the Harley thing, I'M TAKING THE HARLEY THING WITH ME WHEN I GO TO BED! That way, I'm assured of two things...
that I have coffee when I wake up and that you people are the ones sitting down here, DYING, with your thumbs up yer asses and no coffee til it's made BY YOU. AND, I ain't even starting another pot for y'all. HA. It is sad, pathetic and beyond fuckin' ridiculous that you sonsabitches can't be bothered to, or play like you're too stupid to know HOW TO, make a goddamned pot of coffee and put it away for ME like I do YOU. Unnerstand?
BONEHEADS? And, for the record... this whole "I din't do it... it wasn't me" shit y'all go through when I ask who the greedy, lazy FUCK was THIS TIME is older than DIRT. Can't nobody tell me I have missed a THING by not having kids.
I HAVE KIDS!!!!
Lazy, OLD, coffee-not-making KIDS. I can tell because of this "Not Me" person y'all blame EVERYTHING on.
Just like the little shits in the "Family Circus" comics. Unlike the "Family Circus" parents, however, if I ever get my hands on "Not Me", I'll just kill 'im.
Dead.
Club upside the head, knife buried to the hilt in his neck or eyeball... whatever. Christ knows the little prick deserves it already.
Stealin' all the coffee, not making more...
Letting the inside cats out and the outside cats in...
Fucking up the clean house faster than I can clean it...
Allllll the shit "Not Me" does is deserving of EXTREME SANCTION. And, so it shall be. Meanwhile, screw you guys.
Make your own fuckin' coffee. That is all.
(For now.)
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A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, “You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.” The husband said, “You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.” Wife replies, “No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.” Husband replies, ” I can’t believe that, show me.” So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and shows him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says… “Hebrews”
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