And, now for something completely different...
Dear Stupid Athlete who is best known for O.D.-ing on Ephedra and dying,
I'd like to thank you for being such a moron as to kill yourself with an OTC dietary supplement that happened to contain Ephedra. Because you were so witless, it is now nearly impossible to find anything that isn't Ephedra free. I, unlike you apparently, can read and follow usage directions, you asswit. I do not appreciate one tiny bit the fact that since you were stupid, I'm paying for it. Thank you, you fucktard, for giving the government one more way to interfere with my life. I hope you rot. Sincerely,The person who now hates you.
We now return you to regular programming...
Comments
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I know exactly what you mean, as does my poor returned-to-the-size-of-Kansas ass.
I have zero willpower most of the time, but back when they had REAL dexatrim...
Gimme back my real dexatrim, dammit!
I have zero willpower most of the time, but back when they had REAL dexatrim...
Gimme back my real dexatrim, dammit!
Posted by: LeeAnn at September 19, 2003 09:16 AM (HxCeX)
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Amen to that.
Posted by: Stevie at September 19, 2003 10:31 AM (hqK3t)
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