See? I'm not the only one who thinks pigeons are cool (and useful)...
According to Snapple (George just showed me a Snapple cap), the US Coast Guard has trained pigeons to spot people lost at sea.
So, you assholes who shoot 'em just for shits-n-giggles...CUT IT OUT. Then, George tells me he read under another cap that the world speed record for a BICYCLE is 154 MPH.
Now, what I wanna know is, first, what kinda nutjob is gonna ride a bike at that speed and what'd that thing have, jet engines attached to it? Can you imagine wrecking at that speed?
The record was set in '96 and had that dude fallen, he'd STILL be tumblin'.
Jeezus. Apparently, Snapple has a site chock fulla trivia like this. Just what I needed... a distraction from alla this cleaning and shampooing of carpets I'm s'posed to be doing. Thanks, George!
(And, really, it could work in my favor. Seems to me if people are gonna tell ya shit like this when yer supposed to be doing heavy-duty cleaning, then the LEAST they can do is help ya with it once they get up from their nap and you manage to extricate yerself from the pooter. Right?
*whispers*.. Back me up, y'all...)
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