The jeans I have on right now...
are 4" smaller around the waist than the ones I wore in Georgia.
Besides this, I've had an "exciting" morning. First off, this moron who works here who canNOT drive rips down the electric wires dragging some rake-lookin' piece of equipment behind a tractor. Numbfuck. Nuttin' to do, so I go outside.And, cleaned the front porch part of the house.
Fed the rabbit.
Fed the birds in the front yard (shickens and duck!). Then, when I was lookin' for something else to do, I got it. Jr. comes around the side of the house holding his wrist.
I heard something about "gonna need stitches...". B'scuse me? Oh hell yeah, sure nuff, Jr.'s done cut his own wrist.
By accident.
Thanks to the moron who ripped the wires down, thus rendering the electric saw thing useless, Jr. was cutting PVC pipe with a razor knife and... slipped. Fuckin' oops. Wound up having to take him to the ER, filled out forms, the Boss was the one who gave me directions to the ER and he told me to have the bills sent "here" and we were in front of his house at the time.
He is GREAT. Told me not to worry about anything, just get the kid fixed. So, we did. And... believe it or not, we were in and out in less than an hour.
He got two stitches. When we got home, the stupid electric still wasn't back on, but it did just come back on about half and hour ago. I cheered when it did.
"Yayyyy..." Now I need to go to a store (again) and get a viable ace bandage for Jr.'s arm. Gotta keep shit off it at all costs, pretty much. We're talkin' antibiotic goop, bandage, tape around that, a latex/rubber/vinyl/whatever glove of some kind and, when I get one that'll WORK, an ace bandage under the glove. I do have two ace bandages and I actually found 'em, too.
BUT... one needs those little butterfly clips which I can't find anywhere and the other one is one of those kind that stick to itself, except this one is so old, it's dead. It wouldn't stick with duct tape. Holy hell...
I just looked at my lava lamp/floor lamp and it scared me for a second.
All the "lava" is just sitting on the bottom in a blob.
I was like, "wtf?", then I remembered the electric was off for a while.
That stupid ass.... it was the same jackass who pissed me off last winter, driving behind me like a complete asshole.
I went off about him then and I still can't stand him.
This didn't help a bit, by the way...
*sardonic grin* Oh, and guess what else?
I can now fit into Rob's flannel shirts. It'll be nice when they're a little looser, but, I can get 'em on now. Think I've lost weight? This keeps up I may even buy a bathroom scale, just to see. Of course, there is the truck scale right across the road.
I weighed my car on it once.
Then, I weighed myself, walking across it.
I had no idea it was sensitive enough to even register me, but it did and I was NOT happy with the number. That was before I went to Georgia. I might oughta take a lil ol' walk across the road, maybe.
Just to see. See what kinda female I am?
What other female do any of you know who'd even THINK of weighing herself on a truck scale? 'Course, I'm also the kind of female who say to a semi-bleeding teenaged boy enroute to the hospital, "Your right hand, huh? Wipin' your ass is gonna be fun. I can hear it now, "Da-ad, I'm DO-ONE!!!"... That'll be a blast." He almost fell outta the car laughing.
I did say the line in Bill Engvall's southern accented voice, too...
Hollered it, even... He and his Dad just looooove my references to their shit, lem'me tell ya.
They are so easy.
I even mention the fact that they DO it, let alone forget to flush or whatever, and they are GONE.
Dying.
Sputterin'.
Laughing.
Turning red. It's great. Anyway, I guess I oughta go get the ace bandage and shit. Come back, maybe bake something.
Cake, cookies... something.
Also have a few dishes to do, maybe a load of laundry, the cat boxes...
Vacuuming, too. Nothing major. And, I've been wanting to bake something, but I've just been so "bleh", I haven't.
Today, I've got more energy, thank God.
But... my God, I miss him so much it hurts to breath.
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