Day 9...

*siiiigh*

Any-goddamned-day, now, ya know?

It's lettin' off. Liiiittle by little.
Sometimes, in fact, it's sooooo subtle, it's hard to notice.
(/sarcasm)

Mostly all I am now is sore and achey.
Soaking in a warm/hot tub is good for that.

Still drinking the electrolyte stuff, but also the random cuppa coffee, clear soda, lotsa water....
And, I'm finally making iced tea again.
But... THIS time, I'm also bleach-soaking/cleaning my pitcher.

Last time I made it, I left it out, like yer s'posed to, to cool.
I thought one of these MEN around here might stick it in the fridge when it was ready, but nooooooooooooooooooo.
Those crackbaby-bastards were too busy DRINKING IT ALL.

Puckin' futzes.

ANYway... they're all at some old car show at the custard-stand up the road.

I, on the otherhand, am here, making tea, hanging out, walkin' slow and even more slowly feeling better.

Guess what I did earlier?

Ate real food for the first time in 9 days.

Wanna guess what it was (Mad William)?

Ohhellyeah, Swedish Meatballs.

George had gone to Hanover (where they make those tooth-bustin' pretzels) and I happened to catch him in time, before he got home, and I got him to pick me up some of them and some Spaghetti-O's.
I knew I wanted one of the two and it ended up being the Meatballs.

My gawd, I have NEVER tasted anything s'good in my LIFE.

Best part?
There're more of 'em and the guys won't touch 'em.
THEY think Swedish Meatballs looks like calf scours.
Of course, they're also RETARDED, but... whatever keeps 'em outta my shit, right?

On that note, I'm outta here.
Back upstairs, where I left my lighter.
And, my "more fun smokables".
(I've been thankin' God more every DAY that I took that trip to Bucks when I did. I can barely imagine what this whole episode woulda been like without weed and the thought makes me literally just wanna die and get it over with...)

Meantime...

Peace, y'all...

Posted by: Stevie at 06:41 PM

Comments

1 Get. Your. Ass. To. The. Doctor.

Posted by: Maeve at August 19, 2006 08:17 PM (b/7xM)

2 Speg-O's WITH meatballs is from the gods.

Speg-O's WITHOUT is a horrid ass-food tool of the devil.

Posted by: Mad William Flint at August 20, 2006 01:21 AM (irwyS)

3 Uhm, yeah. And what Maeve said.

I want your next post to be titled...

"So the doctor said..."

Posted by: Mad William Flint at August 20, 2006 02:10 AM (irwyS)






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