Why It's Better to Eat Vegetables

Girl: What is that?!
Guy, flipping it over: Oh my God. Are those eye sockets?
Girl: Ewww. That's no jellyfish.
Guy: It looks like an alligator head.
Girl: But alligators aren't in salt water. Maybe it got lost?
Guy: Look it has a...spine?
Girl: But a head wouldn't have a-

Woman sitting nearby: It's a chicken breast. I just threw it out.

Girl and Guy: Oh.

--St. Augustine, Florida

Overheard at the Beach

Posted by: Stevie at 01:29 AM

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