Oh My God...lmao...
I know...I know...I'm supposed to be cleaning and I swear I'm gonna start as soon as I'm done this, but, had I started when I was supposed to, I'd have missed this...
"Since my massive audience has been waiting, with baited breath, for my opinions on the hot topics of the day, here goes...." 'Baited' breath?rotflmao... Lord, what a mental image that conjures up... It's BATED breath...which I retardedly turn into 'bat breath' occasionally, just because it's funny...but "baited"...lmao. That's even better... I've said it before and I'll say it again, while I'm on this topic...
It's 'piqued my interest', not 'peaked', too, okay? But, thanks for the giggles...
(I'm not being condescending, either...I really do love this stuff.) Love,
The Grammar Fuhrer (screw the two dots...)
(Remember?)
Comments
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And speaking as the Spelling Nazi... you spelled fuehrer wrong. Doncha just hate it when that happens!
Führer would have been even better. ; )
Paul
Führer would have been even better. ; )
Paul
Posted by: Light & Dark at March 23, 2004 06:51 PM (Hrm9v)
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I fitsed it....ppppbbbbttttt.
Posted by: Stevie at March 23, 2004 06:57 PM (mvK/j)
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Dear Stevie - Much as I admire John Hawkins at Right Wing News, even he is not immune. Just now I found the following: "In fact, if RWN was a house, the grass would be waste high ...". I was taught that WAS should be were, (subjective), and that "waste" is self-evident. Keep up the good fight, darlin'. Best, Terry (old English major)
Posted by: Terry Reynolds at March 24, 2004 12:39 PM (cFyV/)
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That wasn't me, was it?!? I mean, I know to use 'bated', but I've been gettng to drinking lately and, uh, I could have done that. Just don't want to get outed as an idiot. I do that fine, all by my lonesome.
Posted by: Velociman at March 25, 2004 12:00 AM (iT+bD)
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Nope...warn't yew, Lovey...lol.
Posted by: Stevie at March 25, 2004 12:38 AM (N2h+z)
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