Dad!!!
I found something yer gonna LOVE!
(And, of course, now yer probably gonna be off from work for a week, but... *grin*)
His Hollywood Squares "zingers"!
And, one MORE page of 'em! Gawd, I love this guy.
Gay or not, he was THE BEST.
Funny, adorable, honest... brutally honest sometimes, from what I've seen on E! True Hollywood Story, but, I don't care. Cute and funny is what counts.
(Though "still alive" would also be kinda cool..) Anyway, if ya want a laugh or a hundred, go read his classic silliness.
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Absolute favorite:
Peter Marshall: Your date has had a great shock, and then fainted. According to experts, you should loosen her clothing, and do one other thing. What?
(Paul grins, but doesn't answer right away) Do you understand the question?
Paul Lynde: Yes.
Peter Marshall: Your date's had a great shock, now she's fainted. According to experts you should loosen her clothing, and do one other thing. What?
Paul Lynde: Send a postcard requesting an ambulance.
Peter Marshall: You don't get along with this young lady obviously.
Peter Marshall: Your date has had a great shock, and then fainted. According to experts, you should loosen her clothing, and do one other thing. What?
(Paul grins, but doesn't answer right away) Do you understand the question?
Paul Lynde: Yes.
Peter Marshall: Your date's had a great shock, now she's fainted. According to experts you should loosen her clothing, and do one other thing. What?
Paul Lynde: Send a postcard requesting an ambulance.
Peter Marshall: You don't get along with this young lady obviously.
Posted by: Mad William Flint at July 15, 2006 06:36 PM (irwyS)
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Mine's the one about bikers...
Q: Why do bikers wear leather?
Paul: Because chiffon wrinkles.
(And, I can just hear his voice saying it, too...)
Q: Why do bikers wear leather?
Paul: Because chiffon wrinkles.
(And, I can just hear his voice saying it, too...)
Posted by: Stevie at July 15, 2006 06:46 PM (glODz)
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hits too close to home. I'm dressing up as a pirate at the moment, heading out to a pirate pub crawl.
I look like a one-eyed faggot vampire.
I look like a one-eyed faggot vampire.
Posted by: Mad William Flint at July 15, 2006 07:32 PM (irwyS)
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I loved Paul Lynde. He made the show along with the old guy, what was his name, Charlie something...
Posted by: Libby at July 16, 2006 07:07 AM (DGO1F)
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Charlie Weaver. Cute ol' poop, too...
I feel like his whole name is Charlie Weavertoblock... *grin*
I feel like his whole name is Charlie Weavertoblock... *grin*
Posted by: Stevie at July 16, 2006 12:21 PM (cnFaD)
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And don't forget that Cliff "Charlie Weaver" Arquette is grandfather to the delectable Rosanna, the amusing David and the hideous Patricia.
The man had some good genes in there somewheres.
The man had some good genes in there somewheres.
Posted by: BlogDog at July 16, 2006 02:07 PM (uJSkT)
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I used to love watching hollywood squares with my grandparents.
Posted by: Maeve at July 16, 2006 03:22 PM (b/7xM)
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