Wow, Jett... ya done did it again...
I cruised on over to Jett's site, a thing I don't do near often enough (the woman has a way with words that is just... so very cool) and while I was reading, there was another hee-uge, cinderblock-upside-the-head-type lesson.
I realized a LOT of things in reading what I did. The true definition of loss, hurt and other things that I now know I got only a taste of in this past week or so. Upon further perusal, I discovered a fan of SRV's and saw a reference to Riviera Paradise, a song that I'd had sent to Rob by my SRV-song-file-guy and felt amazed that I'm really not the only one who knows that beautiful song. Continued reading, waaaay back in the archives (stalking again, I suppose some would say, to which I say "fuck you, like you've never read archives") and then... I found these, quotes from one of my favorite comedians.And, they made me laugh.
So, here they are.
"I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen...and replaced by exact duplicates." "I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize." "Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back." "Half the people you know are below average." "99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name." "42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot." "A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good." "A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory." "If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain." "All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand." "The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." "I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." "OK, so what's the speed of dark?" "How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?" "Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm." "When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane." "Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy." "Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now." "I intend to live forever - so far, so good." "If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?" "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." "What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" "My mechanic told me, 'I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your hornSteven Wright is nuttier than... I'm thought to be. Speaking of which, I do have something burning to be said about some of the shit I've read lately.
louder.'" "Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?" "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." "A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking." "Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it." "The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread." "To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research." "The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard." "The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up." "The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it." "Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have
film."
Didn't see any of it til last night and even then it was only because of what I saw in my Site Meter. Most of it wasn't so bad, some of it even funny, but... one ignorant bitch stands out above all others.
Reminded me of one of those "so fulla shit they're constipated" cuntbags who used to try to get Howard Stern taken off the air, instead just fucking off if they didn't like what he said. This "person" doesn't like how I write, spell, think, or express myself. Awwww... too fuckin' BAD, bitch. Calls me a "bloody train wreck", yet, in the same breath, admits to being compelled to continue reading. I think that alone says more about this bitch than anything else, but, I must, simply MUST, add (at LEAST) one more thing (and truly, I do have a LOT more to say, y'all know me). Fuck you. To paraphrase Stern, I also have this to say... You are the kind of person I don't WANT to read me (he said "listen to me", but whatever). If you are so easily offended, why don't you just go somewhere and do something else and, oh yeah, I do have a few suggestions as to what you can do, if you're too lame to think of anything on your own. I don't know you, you sure as FUCK don't know me and I think it's best it stays that way as I can already tell that you're an opinionated, judgemental gasbag, allll the things you accuse me of being. Oh, and yes, the very defintion of a hypocrite in being that way too, let's not forget that. I've never said I was fuckin' Shakespeare, you dolt.
I don't pretend to be anything I'm not the way YOU do ("Oh, I'm so above this shit.... let me wallow in it some more...") and I'll never apologize for being me. You, on the other hand, are "sorry" and I don't mean apologetic. You don't like the way I put together sentences? Too complex for your tiny little mind to handle? Okay. Here's a short one and a repeat at that, so maybe your brain can absorb it... Fuck you. Use the "back" button or the little "x" in the upper right hand corner of your browser window or, better yet, just don't come here at all.
Are you that brain dead and so busy writing your shitty opinion of me that you can't figure that out? For allegedly not liking me, you sure do spend a lot of time here, apparently, and you said yourself you read the archives. Shall I now start with the "stalker" shit? You don't HAVE to be here.
I don't want you here.
You are exactly the kind of PERSON, male or female, that destroys my hope for humanity.
Further, you are the kind FEMALE who gives the rest of us the bad image some men have of women in general. If you, or anybody else, doesn't like what I have to say or the way I choose to say it, it's actually rather simple to fix. Fuck off, go back a click, close the window or whatever and never come back. Do ya think I'll miss you or something?
Or, are you afraid YOU'LL miss something by not coming back time and again? Believe me, just because I've backed off of Linda, doesn't mean I'm not still raging at the loss of Rob, not still raw and volitile and wanting to transfer this pain out of me somehow, so if you don't want it all over you, you'd best step the fuck off and go on aboutcha business. Which, in case you're not clear on, is not MINE. My business is mine, yours is what you need to focus on. You don't like me and now I despise you and so be it. That's fine with me. But, I really must say, for someone with such lofty ideals about how and what a person should write, your writing is... boring, at best.
Christ, I didn't even TRY the archives. Didn't wanna wake up with little keyboard dents in my face from the passing out I know I'd be subject to. At least I'm not boring, ya know?
(Obviously you do because you've read so much of what I've written...) And, in case you're wondering... nope, not gonna ban you (or anybody else... not my style). I'd rather watch and see how often you show up and how long you hang around and laugh smugly at your glaring hypocrisy until such time as you do finally figure out how to do what I suggested, which is once again...
fuck off. M'kay?
And yeah, I do feel better now, thanks for asking.
And, thanks even more to that bitch for giving me such an expendable target.
Stupid maggot.
Comments
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actually it's 85.7% of statistics are made up.
Hey, do you actually go to all the sites you read or do you use a news reader thingie?
Check out bloglines.com. It's all nice and free (as in beer) and it lets you read a whole lot more than you can by clicking around the internet.
Plus, if you subscribe to something you'll never "forget" about it.
I can read about 150 blogs a day with it.
Hey, do you actually go to all the sites you read or do you use a news reader thingie?
Check out bloglines.com. It's all nice and free (as in beer) and it lets you read a whole lot more than you can by clicking around the internet.
Plus, if you subscribe to something you'll never "forget" about it.
I can read about 150 blogs a day with it.
Posted by: Mad William Flint at July 08, 2006 02:02 PM (irwyS)
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I'll check it out, thanks, Love.
As long as it doesn't involve me fartin' around in my (dreaded) template, I'll probably go on and do it, too.
'Cause, yeah, I do mostly go to the sites I read (or have read) and that takes for-ev-er some days.
It would be nice to just be able to scan the first few sentences or whatever it is that simplifies the process and be able to choose where to go, rather than going there and then realizing it's not new content or whatever.
Paul had tried to set me up with some kinda "synopsis thingie" before, but my computer did play well with it for reasons which are not known to me (or if I did know, I've forgotten).
Thanks for the heads up.
As long as it doesn't involve me fartin' around in my (dreaded) template, I'll probably go on and do it, too.
'Cause, yeah, I do mostly go to the sites I read (or have read) and that takes for-ev-er some days.
It would be nice to just be able to scan the first few sentences or whatever it is that simplifies the process and be able to choose where to go, rather than going there and then realizing it's not new content or whatever.
Paul had tried to set me up with some kinda "synopsis thingie" before, but my computer did play well with it for reasons which are not known to me (or if I did know, I've forgotten).
Thanks for the heads up.
Posted by: Stevie at July 08, 2006 02:22 PM (jwC8J)
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I had read that a few days ago but figured you had your hands full enough LOL.
Bloglines is definitely a handy thing. I bought FeedDemon a while back and I'd die without it I think.
Bloglines is definitely a handy thing. I bought FeedDemon a while back and I'd die without it I think.
Posted by: Chablis at July 08, 2006 02:56 PM (tMoUV)
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The nice thing about bloglines is that there's nothing to install. It's just a website. Sign up then log in to them and you get all your stuff on there.
When you go to add a subscription, just copy/paste the url of the blog and it'll go find out if there are feeds to subscribe to and do all the nasty work.
When you go to add a subscription, just copy/paste the url of the blog and it'll go find out if there are feeds to subscribe to and do all the nasty work.
Posted by: Mad William Flint at July 09, 2006 04:24 PM (irwyS)
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