A hypothetical situation (that has happened to me)...
Say you need to get your car inspected.
So, you look around, find an ad in the paper and call it.
The guy doesn't have time to squeeze you in before you drive to Georgia, but you two come to the conclusion that you'll call him back when you get back and get it done then.
You realize that MEN have "cleaned" your house while you were gone and hope they didn't toss that newspaper.
Then, you also realize the number might still be in your phone.
So, you look and there it is.
You call it again, to make sure it's the right number, explain to the guy who ya are and why you're calling now and, again, say you'll give him a call in a week or so, when you're ready to get this thing done. All is well. You come home, cook dinner then realize you're more tired than the one-legged who has WON the proverbial ass kicking contest and go to bed while it's still light out. After you go to bed, but a half hour before the guy closes his garage, your boyfriend answers your phone for ya. The caller ID says "Garage", so he's wondering.
Turns out it's the mechanic guys WIFE, calling to see who called the guy and what they wanted, etc. Now, my question is this: What. the. fuck? I don't need this shit.
I also don't give a good goddamn what her "reason" is for calling me back like that.
Does she do that with every call this poor bastard gets, or what? What I fully intend to do is call this dude back and find out just what the hell is going on. I WANT him to know what she did and I also wanna know if I'm gonna step into the middle of some kinda "domestic" horseshit by bringing my car to him. Am I the only one who'd do that?
Just wondering.... fuckin' WIMMEN, man...
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Good Lord...I don't know Stevie...I'd think twice about bringing my car there after that. Well, call and give him hell first, and then pick a different place. Keep us posted on what you find out.
Posted by: Moogie at July 06, 2006 05:56 AM (1R6cr)
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Yup. Sounds like a whackjob to me LOL.
Posted by: Chablis at July 06, 2006 06:14 AM (tMoUV)
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Good christ. I've never known anybody who was such a such a bullshit magnet.
Posted by: Mad William Flint at July 06, 2006 06:46 AM (irwyS)
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Never a dull moment in your life, IS there...!?
Posted by: Mike at July 06, 2006 06:59 AM (TtM62)
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*lmao*
I know...
Can ya believe this shit?
Goddamn, man...
All I wanna do is get my stupid car inspected, not be drug into some wingnuts "marital" horseshit...
*shaking head and laughing out loud*
(And, I think what I'm gonna do is do a reverse lookup on the number and go tell this poor dude in person. God for-freakin'-BID my number should show up on the caller ID again, ya know? And, yeah, THAT'S how much of a threat I am to this bitch... I don't even know where the damned garage is yet... that idiot.)
(And, now I know where the expression "______, gotta love 'em or you'd beat their ass" comes from. And, fill in the blank with whatever "group" ya need, in this case "wimmen".)
I know...
Can ya believe this shit?
Goddamn, man...
All I wanna do is get my stupid car inspected, not be drug into some wingnuts "marital" horseshit...
*shaking head and laughing out loud*
(And, I think what I'm gonna do is do a reverse lookup on the number and go tell this poor dude in person. God for-freakin'-BID my number should show up on the caller ID again, ya know? And, yeah, THAT'S how much of a threat I am to this bitch... I don't even know where the damned garage is yet... that idiot.)
(And, now I know where the expression "______, gotta love 'em or you'd beat their ass" comes from. And, fill in the blank with whatever "group" ya need, in this case "wimmen".)
Posted by: Stevie at July 06, 2006 07:02 AM (Gq1we)
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I am speechless.
Posted by: Ruth at July 06, 2006 07:19 AM (kqTXB)
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Aaaand, I've since put together a coupla more pieces with this crap...
Not only did this dopey woman call before the guy got home from work (20 minutes before the garage closes, in fact), she didn't even call from the same number I used to call him!
His house is in one town, the garage in the next one.
So, what it seems like to me is this chick is checking out his phone when he's not looking and sneaking around, behind his back, to do this silly shit.
Homey here don't play that happy-crappy.
If she's got her "reasons" for doing this kinda shit, like maybe he's cheated on her in the past (and I can see why he WOULD already), then she needs to git her ass outta the situation, not drag other people into it, ya know?
Man.
If I don't keep laughing at this, it's reeeeally gonna piss me off.
I hate people like that, let alone specifically wimmen like that.
Smacks severely of the kinda shit Eric's BC is so fuckin' fond of doing. Ick.
Tell you what... that silly bitch is LUCKY as all HELL she didn't get me on the phone last night.
She'd be shittin' with a new, improved, completely REAMED asshole this morning if she had.
(Which she still may very well be doing, after this guy finds this shit out.)
Dumb broad.
Not only did this dopey woman call before the guy got home from work (20 minutes before the garage closes, in fact), she didn't even call from the same number I used to call him!
His house is in one town, the garage in the next one.
So, what it seems like to me is this chick is checking out his phone when he's not looking and sneaking around, behind his back, to do this silly shit.
Homey here don't play that happy-crappy.
If she's got her "reasons" for doing this kinda shit, like maybe he's cheated on her in the past (and I can see why he WOULD already), then she needs to git her ass outta the situation, not drag other people into it, ya know?
Man.
If I don't keep laughing at this, it's reeeeally gonna piss me off.
I hate people like that, let alone specifically wimmen like that.
Smacks severely of the kinda shit Eric's BC is so fuckin' fond of doing. Ick.
Tell you what... that silly bitch is LUCKY as all HELL she didn't get me on the phone last night.
She'd be shittin' with a new, improved, completely REAMED asshole this morning if she had.
(Which she still may very well be doing, after this guy finds this shit out.)
Dumb broad.
Posted by: Stevie at July 06, 2006 07:49 AM (Gq1we)
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Well this has happened to me as well. Unless she sounded really mad, I think it's possible that he's just a small business and she helps him with it. Of course with your luck, she could also be a jealous wife....
Posted by: Libby at July 06, 2006 07:51 AM (DGO1F)
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That's true, Libby, but, on the other hand, she coulda just asked HIM what the number was, which is why she told Eric she was calling, to find out who the number was for and what I wanted.
If it was "for business" that she called, she woulda known why I called, if ya get my meaning.
He said she sounded all nice and shit, but I believe that's because she got a man on the phone when she called the number, as opposed to a female, me.
If she had called earlier or later, like when he was there to know she was doing it, or to be calling back a voicemail... anything like that, I'd not be so annoyed by it, I don't think.
But, I didn't leave a voicemail, the GUY knew who I was and why I called and it just frosts my ass that she didn't even try asking him first and that she did it at all and... *eeerrgg*
Know what I mean?
Women are gonna play shit on men, I know that... BOY, do I know that... (and are we all thinking a particular name now?), but... I don't do that kinda shit.
If I have questions, I'll ask the appropriate person, not sneak around, dragging other people into it.
Especially if it's for the reason I think she did this.
Hell, maybe he knows she does this crap. Maybe he won't be at all surprised by it. I don't know. I can't comprehend some of the dysfunction that passes for realtionships with some people.
But, I feel like he oughta know about this and I oughta know what I may be getting myself into here, if I have this guy as my mechanic and I hope I do, because he's open til 10pm and right down the road and all.
HE seems pretty cool, from what I can gather from two 5 minute phone calls.
And, we alllll know how I am about guys anyway.
Until I know a guy's a total asshole, or something, I tend to "protect" their butts over women's any day.
I never have been a "we are family, I've got all my sistahs with me" kinda female in the first place.
I'm more "Get thee behind me, Satans and lem'me go hang up there with the easier to understand, too simple brained (much like me) people who don't do this kinda game-playing horsehooey to begin with, thanks".
*grin*
(And, just by the way, WHY does it seem like ever since I had my "revelation" that I don't "hate" women as a whole really/anymore, am I constantly being confronted with the EXACT kinda woman who made me think that in the first place? God is a funny little man, I'll tell ya... fun-NY. Ha ha, ho ho, oh to laugh-n-shit... *sigh* (and a giggle)
If it was "for business" that she called, she woulda known why I called, if ya get my meaning.
He said she sounded all nice and shit, but I believe that's because she got a man on the phone when she called the number, as opposed to a female, me.
If she had called earlier or later, like when he was there to know she was doing it, or to be calling back a voicemail... anything like that, I'd not be so annoyed by it, I don't think.
But, I didn't leave a voicemail, the GUY knew who I was and why I called and it just frosts my ass that she didn't even try asking him first and that she did it at all and... *eeerrgg*
Know what I mean?
Women are gonna play shit on men, I know that... BOY, do I know that... (and are we all thinking a particular name now?), but... I don't do that kinda shit.
If I have questions, I'll ask the appropriate person, not sneak around, dragging other people into it.
Especially if it's for the reason I think she did this.
Hell, maybe he knows she does this crap. Maybe he won't be at all surprised by it. I don't know. I can't comprehend some of the dysfunction that passes for realtionships with some people.
But, I feel like he oughta know about this and I oughta know what I may be getting myself into here, if I have this guy as my mechanic and I hope I do, because he's open til 10pm and right down the road and all.
HE seems pretty cool, from what I can gather from two 5 minute phone calls.
And, we alllll know how I am about guys anyway.
Until I know a guy's a total asshole, or something, I tend to "protect" their butts over women's any day.
I never have been a "we are family, I've got all my sistahs with me" kinda female in the first place.
I'm more "Get thee behind me, Satans and lem'me go hang up there with the easier to understand, too simple brained (much like me) people who don't do this kinda game-playing horsehooey to begin with, thanks".
*grin*
(And, just by the way, WHY does it seem like ever since I had my "revelation" that I don't "hate" women as a whole really/anymore, am I constantly being confronted with the EXACT kinda woman who made me think that in the first place? God is a funny little man, I'll tell ya... fun-NY. Ha ha, ho ho, oh to laugh-n-shit... *sigh* (and a giggle)
Posted by: Stevie at July 06, 2006 08:16 AM (Gq1we)
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LOL Stevie. You're right, it might be better just to find another mechanic. With your luck you'll end up with some crazy woman stalking you.
Posted by: Libby at July 06, 2006 08:45 AM (DGO1F)
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Ya mean another one?
(Sorry, couldn't contain myself... *snerk*)
(Sorry, couldn't contain myself... *snerk*)
Posted by: Stevie at July 06, 2006 10:40 AM (Gq1we)
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LOL Stevie.... I guess I did leave that one open.....
Posted by: Libby at July 06, 2006 01:49 PM (V10Ot)
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Sounds like a bunch of crap to me, Stevie. Call her back and ream her a new one and find another garage. Although it could make for even more interesting blogging material... 
Posted by: the other Steph at July 06, 2006 03:36 PM (ZGcUL)
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