Okay, so just what in the hell is the deal with idiots from Gloucester, NJ and my goddamned bathroom?

First, I have some toothless, brainless Hagatha try to burn the damned house down by setting the bathroom on fire, followed shortly thereafter by a cat-induced flood.

Now, it's an 8 years old asshole terrorist fuckin' it up.

I told him to put his dirty clothes in there, by the end of the tub with the others, so I could have them ready for when he leaves.

That's allllll he was supposed to do.

I did NOT say for him to put his dirty clothes in there, do a pushup-to-the-mirror with his hands on the edge of the sink, simultaneously loosening the sink from the wall and BREAKING the drain pipe, thus causing ANOTHER goddamned flood.
I also did NOT tell him to climb on top of the dryer and do ANYTHING with the bleach, NOR was he asked, told or supposed to shut off the dryer, thus delaying the drying of the load that was in it.

BUT...
that's EXACTLY what he did.

And, do ya THINK for one fuckin' SECOND he had the balls to come TELL ME (or anybody else) what he did?
WHICH was just gone over in GREAT DETAIL not two days ago?

Oh, fuck no.
Of COURSE not, the little sumbitch.

And, do ya THINK he fuckin' LIED ABOUT IT when confronted?
Ohhellyeshedid.

God, I can't WAIT til he's gone.

He'll be allowed back, sure, unlike Hagatha, but...
there's a DAMNED good possiblility he'll be DRIVING HIMSELF back.

Posted by: Stevie at 04:07 PM

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Posted by: Chablis at June 23, 2006 05:50 PM (tMoUV)

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