WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.....

What's that?

Ronnie Van Zant, spinnin' in his grave.

Wanna know why?

Because of The Van Zant Brothers.

The Van Zant Brothers who've sold out and gone cuntry.

Ya know, I was grossed out enough when Jeff Foxworthy had friggin' rappers on Blue Collar TV.
But this...
THIS is beyond horrifiying.

It wasn't bad enough when half of the baddest-assed band EVER had to die in a plane crash, oh nooooo.
NOW, the remaining band members have lost their fuckin' MINDS and ripped whatever balls they had left off and went cuntry and no, that is NOT a typo.
(Wasn't the first time, either...)

It's hard enough to deal with when ya feel old because the shit blaring outta every car window is nothing but hellacious noise trying to pass for music.

But, to be let down like this by your personal heros, when the bands that got you through puberty, high school and life itself do something like this... it's time to die.
Before it gets any worse, if that's even possible.

Yo, Foxworthy...
First, friggin' rappers.
Now this horseshit.
What's next?
You gonna announce that Larry and Ron are married to each other or something?
You sick bastid.

Okay then.
I'm gonna go either barf or cry.

Van Zants in cuntry music...
That's gotta be one of the signs of Armageddon.

Posted by: Stevie at 10:27 PM

Comments

1 I know I should be duckin' when I write this but...

Help somebody, if you can, and get right with the man.

I like that song, for what it's worth.

Posted by: RedNeck at June 13, 2006 10:21 AM (WpnRo)

2 Sick.

At least .38 Special is still rockin'. I saw them a couple months ago. It was swell.

Posted by: Dave S. at June 13, 2006 11:37 AM (I15ul)

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