Since my current DIY "project" is now boring me...

and, besides, I'm gettin' fuckin' SICK of crawling around on the floor with a trouble light looking for a half inch piece of wire bent kinda like a cursive small "n", with a 45 degree angle bend in it, making it about a quarter inch in size, that I really need because it's a part of my three tooth bridge which broke off today, WHICH I had at first then, suddenly, I didn't anymore when I went to fix it (naturally) and because I don't want to give Libby the wrong, or incomplete, idea of what (or whom) I think is gorgeous and shit...
*pant, pant*
I've decided it's time to go on and post more pictures of gorgeous guys like I said I was gonna a post ago.

And, since we're already panting after that first sentence, that just makes it all the more appropriate to do now.
It'll give my got-damned knees a rest too... been crawling around on the floor for more hours than I care to realize.

*coupla minutes later*
Okay.
I hear Paul in my head, whispering that I oughta put most, if not all, of these pictures in the EP, especially since I'm thinking of so many...
Not sure why, exactly, he says to do this, but... I trust 'im.

And, since I do have the option of having one out here, I know JUST which one to start with.

So, here we go...

My Slightly Incongruous Versions of Gorgeous
(And I say "incongruous" because not many of these guys look like each other.)

This guy is utterly friggin' adorable, comin' or going, obviously...

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Now, the second picture I'd use, I don't think I'm allowed to use. It, too, is a "real" guy that I know pretty well.
So, use your imaginations here...

He's got dark hair, beard and moustache. In the picture, he's smiling so big, his eyes are all wide open and happy and his face is gorgeous with the big grin and he's been carving pumpkins and is hoisting one's cap in the air.

He knows who he is, too.
And, if he EVER lets me, I'll post his picture.
Numerous times.

Okay, let's all head out to the porch with our beers and smokes for the rest of this presentation, shall we?

Next we have another guy I know, so watch it.
And, I know the first thing he's gonna say is, "I don't look like that anymore..."
Well, I know that.
Been working out.
I've been requesting updated pictures.
*raised eyebrow*
Haven't gotten any yet, so we'll just go with this one, which is got-damned handsome, anyway.

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Love his eyes.

Next is...

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Lookit dat face!
So sweet.
Such a room brightening, day brightening smile.
Man...

Next, we have this guy...

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Another "real" guy I know, thanks to Xfire.
I have this guy in my YIM friends list, though I haven't heard from him in a while.
I also haven't seen this picture in a while and when I opened it, it made me say, "Daaaamn", again.
Dude is GORGEOUS.

On to guys I wish I knew.

First up is Earl.

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I think my favorite thing about Earl is that he is so in my league.
And, he's CUTE.

Next, we have Hal.

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He's one of the reasons I taped every episode of "I Love the 70's".
His sense of humor is grr-reat.

Next up is...

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Dave Schultz.
The biggest, baddest and best hockey player ever to hit the ice.
Most nice-lookin' one, too.

Then, we have...

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I looove Paul.
Le Matt, too...

Love him in American Graffiti and that Farrah movie.
Whether he's playing a lovable hood or an abusive prick, I just LOVE him.
Friggin' gorgeous.

Next is...

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Well, ya hadda KNOW this was gonna happen sooner or later.
*grin*

Next is...

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Denise is an idiot.
'Nuff said.

On to this guy...

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Ya know what?
Just be glad I didn't also post pictures of Bo and Luke, Enos, Uncle Jessie and Flash, okay?
And, Cooter is too cute.

Next is...

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He's funny, he can dance and yep... he's adorable, too.

Next is...

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Elvis.
Leather.
Mmmmm....

Then there's...

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Much as I love his face, his voice and that accent just get to me.

Next up, we have...

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Animal Mother is.... *whew*
*fanning self rapidly*

Now, we have...

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Mr. Wellhung William Golden, my favorite Oak Ridge Boy.
Better lookin' than the other three put together.

On to this guy...

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Raw sexuality personified.
This, in poster form, is still hanging on my front door.

Next is...

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Best looking man on "Dallas", bar none.
Loved this guy.

Then we have...

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I love John... lots.
Everything about him... him, his music and his accent.
Only two things I could do without are his widow and his murderer.

Next is this guy...

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On a horse or a Harley, this dude get sexier with every passing day.
If he ever gave me one of his looks, I do believe I'd just dissolve into a huge panty-puddle at his feet.

On shaky legs, we move on to this guy...

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Man, I used to wanna marry this guy when I was a kid.
I still can't believe he up and died.
Just damn.

On to this guy...

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Rick's song "Rock of Life" is one of my favorite songs ever.
Plus... he's gorgeous, too.

Now we have...

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I'd follow Tommy Lee Jones across the country on foot, let alone on horseback.

(Don't worry. We're almost done...)

Next we have this big boy...

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Now, I know I'm "missing the point", but I still think Grace (Brett Butler) shoulda married this hunka manhood on feet and moved to wherever he had to go.
Jeezus...

Next we have this guy...

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Key-uuuuute.
And funny.

Next (to last) is...

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I just loved Sam to pieces.
Not only funny as all hell, but absolutely adorable, too.
I miss him.

And, last but certainly not least, I give you...

benicio_del_toro.jpg His picture, along with Belushi's, Ozzy's and Elvis', is hanging on the wall behind the computer desk.
So yeah, by turning my head the slightest bit, I can see four of the guys I just posted.

Okay...

Gonna get this posted and go grab something to eat.
Need another cuppa coffee, too.

And, remember...

These are just the guys who're already in my download manager.

God forbid I start thinking about it...
*grin*

Posted by: Stevie at 08:16 PM

Comments

1 A motley crew if ever there was one.

Posted by: Mad William Flint at June 11, 2006 09:56 PM (irwyS)

2 Something for everybody on that list Stevie. I don't recognize a lot of them but I really loved Dennis Weaver too.

Posted by: Libby at June 12, 2006 07:06 AM (V10Ot)

3 I still think the first picture should have changed his name to "Asséd-man."

Posted by: BlogDog at June 12, 2006 02:25 PM (BAsIP)

4 Nuh uh!
Brenden Shanahan is the HOTTEST hockey player bar none!
Sam Elliot is verrrrrrrrry yummay!

Posted by: Maeve at June 12, 2006 02:45 PM (b/7xM)






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