Here 'tis...

Okay... it's done.
Twenty frickin' links, man.
20.

I didn't know how many it was til I got done and counted outta curiosity.

Also, it occured to me between finishing the part in the EP and now, that, in order to email this, I'd hafta undo all the links back into html and fuuuuck that.

I'm just gonna tell the guy to come here and take a peek.

I do have a life.... *giggle, snerk*
(Besides, I'd rather make ashtrays outta catshit than fuck with code...)

Now, I need a fitting title (and yeah, I have done this damned thing about as backwards as ya can... EP first, then the body, then the title... oh, well... I'm me. Ain't ya glad you ain't?).

So anyway... if ya have half the day and wanna see a slow-motion NASCAR wreck happen before your very eyes that makes Richard Petty's worst wreck seem like a bumper-cars incident, feel free.
It's there, in the EP...

Okay, she's gone to the blogmeet in the beginning of May and gotten back home.
Things are okay til Mother's Day.
That's when the downhill slide began.

Then, on the 17th is the first post. I think this one is in reference to a phone call or email from Rob about the blogmeet, etc.

This is the very next post. Seems to be an even more direct reference to Rob. Besides, he makes a major point of acknowledging it in a later post of his own.

Again, the very next post.
All three of there were the same day.

She cruises along for a few days, then comes this one.

Now, this one is the first one that made me go "Whoa" and gave me a finger- up- the-spine.

I guess I need to become cold, unkind, ugly, dumb, and non sympathetic, a total bitch. Then men will flock to me!
Now anyone got any ideas how I can do that?

Guess nobody had any ideas and we all know she came up with one of her own.

This one is an answer to a post Rob did about "witch doctors" arguing in his comments.
Rob is referenced a coupla times in the comments.

Next is this one, where she posts somebody else's snide remark to Rob under a post Sam did for him, I think.
She says she posted it to laugh at when she "needs a chuckle".
So begins the hostility.
And, again, Rob is referenced in the comments.

Then, we have this song, all by itself.
Now, I don't claim to be Kreskin, but, then again, ya don't need to be him to see this, do ya?

I ain't gonna say NUTTIN' about her "Caring for the elderly" post except that the point seems to be that she can handle somebody reeeeally old, so Rob would do-able.
Besides which, I don't think of him as "old".
He's only 10 or so years older than ME, fer Chris'sake.

Then, we have this seemingly innocuous post.
Except, that it's not really that innocuous.
Is it, Rob?
More reassurances and trying to cover bases... and "prove" she's right for him.
Especially that last line.

If this one isn't a "warning", I've never seen one.
She "holds grudges" and has "a bad habit of telling the truth".
Iiiinteresting, ain't it?

Gee, could this be happening because you KNOW you're staring to get on his nerves?
I think that the one she deleted was between this one and the last one.
Certainly seems so when you read the comments under this one.

This is the first one in response to the explosive collective response to what she did.
In fact, that middle part there is copied and pasted right outta my comments.

Later the same day...

The last one worth only an "honorable mention", not even a link, is one from a coupla days later, about some weird dream she had and if she can't see what it meant... my God. But, I must say, the ending of the dream seems a bit contrived.

Now, the shit didn't start on her end til the 17th, but... she does fire an opening salvo in his comments on the 15th.
He did a post about his shoulders being all fubar-ed and her comment was "AHEM".
(I can take care of you, Rob... if you'll let me.)

Under another post about his shoulders on the 16th, she says that physical therapy is very important and won't "tear anything, if done properly."
(And, I know how to do it properly and can teach you.")
Just some more "hinting", which men are so reknown for being fond of, even when they DO want to hear the message... *rolls eyes*

Earlier that day, under his post about cancelling his PT appointment, she calls him a "pussy".
'Cause that always works...
*disgusted sigh*

This one seems to be Rob's first "growl".
No comment from her, of course.

Here's the next growl, with, maybe, the unsheating of the claws, just to show 'em.
Her response is to further goad him by questioning his testosterone level.
Another winning move, putzwad.

On the 19th, she pops up in the middle of my pissing contest with jb to announce that Rob is "okay" just not doing too good at that time, which anybody who reads Cat would know.
He'd already posted about it, if I'm not mistaken.

The next post is on the 23rd.
This is the one Sam did for Rob.

The next day, Rob comes back and the shit starts to blow.
This post is the first one.
THIS is the post with the snide remark from somebody else that Livey copied and pasted into her post... the one she wanted around to "chuckle at".

This one pisses her off. Whether it's "initially" or "more", I don't know, but just look at her comment.
(I'm leaning toward "more" due to the fact that Rob seems to have been annoyed at, rather than flattered or helped by, all the phone calls, which I'd bet over half were from her, no doubt.)
He didn't mention any names, though, so either she knows it's true or she takes things way too personally.
And, what causes that besides "mostly, a guilty conscience"?
Not a lot... low self-esteem, maybe.

Anyway...

He keeps on, keepin' on, writing a boatload of posts.
On the 27th, he did one about looking emaciated. Her "women care more about how you treat them than how you look" post comes three days later.

Now, she'd been conspicuously absent from his comments for a few days prior to that post of hers and she stayed gone til the 30th, so it stands to reason that she'd do a post "about" him.

Then, under his post about poligamy, she says he'd have to like women to live with one.
Meaning: HER.
He'd have to like her to live with her is what she wanted to say.
Then, he was supposed to say he does like her, think about it a minute, then say, "Hell, let's do it".
Which he didn't.
He may have alluded to not disliking her in some way, but he didn't follow through with the last part, probably further pissing her off.
(I've seen more twisted behavior than that from women in my life...)

His very next post is about poison ivy. At the end, he invites readers to top his "getting poison ivy BAD in inconvienient places" story with their own stories.
Livey pipes in with "I live in the woods and I've never gotten poison ivy.", which is the exact opposite of what Rob asked for, leading one to wonder just how often she does that.
Probably "quite".

His next post is about his astrological sign.
Coincidentally I'm sure, the same day she posts her astrological "warning" post.

Next day is D-day.
On the 31st, at almost 6pm, Rob has had enough.
This is his "Empaths" post... about her and nobody BUT her.
This is also the post where she fucks herself six ways from Sunday, fucks herself so bad a SURGEON couldn't get her unfucked, by "outing" him in his comments, less than two and a half hours after he wrote it.

I still cannot believe she did that.
But, not only did she do that, she KEPT doing it AND defending it in the same thread and elsewhere.

This is the first post of his that I trackedback.

From this point on, I'm on her like stink on shit, as are others, all to no avail.

She then continues her shit and tries to flip the blame onto Rob in the comments under his next post.

On the 1st, she proves that she can, indeed, learn... when first clubbed upon the head with a two by four to get her attention, by keeping her mouth shut after this post.

By now, she's over here, trying (pathetically, I might add) to defend her actions.
That is well enough documented already.

After this, Rob growls swipes his claws again in a post about mailing lists.
Then, he settles back down into a coupla more purr/growls about a GOOD woman who made his night via telephone.

Nothing from her since.
Not much about her from him.

I was "offline" for a coupla days, thanks to the DoS attacks (well, not me myself, but all of Munu), then this morning got the email asking what had happened and this is how I answered it.
Or, am going to.

I'm doing this in MT, so I don't lose it, somehow.
I'll be c&p-ing this to mail to Rob's friend in a minute.

One thing I wanna add is this weird deal...

THREE TIMES, I was "into this" with three windows open, one in MT, one at Gut Rumbles and one at her place.
Three windows ain't SHIT for me to have open at once, either.
It's nothing for me to have so many friggin' windows open that all ya see is the first letter of the name of the page in 'em.

I have NEVER had this much trouble with three measly windows before.

After the third fuckin' time I hadda shut down and reboot, I decided to only have two windows open... the MT one I needed and one of their two blogs at a time.

It finally worked, too.
Wouldn't let me do SHIT when I had both blogs open at once, but once I narrowed it down to "one at a time", it was fine.

Weird, or what?

Posted by: Stevie at 11:19 AM

Comments

1 I forgot about that post.
I was being a smart ass when I replied.
Every one knows you need eye of newt, dried bat wing seeped in chamomile tea to get the toxins out.

Posted by: Maeve at June 06, 2006 05:32 PM (b/7xM)

2 Oh fer shits sake Stevie, I thought you were smarter than this. I saw your blog on my referrels so I came over to see wtf was up. Believe me honey, you couldn't be more wrong about all of it! You don't know shit about what has happened between me and Rob and you are acting exactly like the women you profess to hate so much. Now you go ahead and play your little game here, it's your blog and you can do what you please. Just leave me out of it.

Posted by: livey at June 06, 2006 08:08 PM (xntKO)

3 Nah... you thought I was lazier than this.

Any lack of intelligence you may see in what was posted is on YOU... they're your words.
I just put 'em together in one place.
I just PAID ATTENTION to what you said (which is obviously more than you do).
And then...
I just watched you derail.

Same goes for the "wrong-ness".
Glad ya finally see it.
Again... they're YOUR WORDS, your posts, your responses to things.

Just like (even) I (who hates math) can add two and two and come to the correct conclusion (as I did in the first place with this shit), I can also READ what is being communicated, no matter HOW many bushes you try beating around or how "ambiguous" or coy you try to seem.
Like I said before, a fuckin' FENCE POST could see it.

I guess it's just a shame Rob didn't respond CORRECTLY, to your way of thinking (and I use THAT word verrrrry loosely), because maybe then you wouldn't have felt the "need" to go so goddamned far over the line like you did.
Or at least, not so soon...

But, he probably knows as well as I do (and YOU do, if you'd only quit jerking yourself off/around about this shit), that you most certainly WOULD have done this, or something like it, at some point when he didn't respond "correctly".
I'm just glad for him that he got it over with quickly...

And, didja think for one second I expected you to see this and say, "okay... ya got me"?
Oh, please.
It takes an even bigger person to admit being wrong after they've so vigorously defended themselves than it does to just get it over with when first "found out".
So, with you still believing that what you did was anything less than the most vile, disgusting thing a person could do to another, I sure as fuck didn't think you'd cop to anything this time, either.
I didn't expect anything better than another denial.

And, I'm acting like the women I hate...
Oh man, woman.
Every time I think you can't POSSIBLY really be "that" stupid, you prove you are and then some.

The kind of women I hate treat men like shit (you), try to manipulate them (you), act like flaming assholes and want retribution when they think they've been "wronged" (you) and can NEVER admit their mistakes (again... YOU).

Those women I'm sick of also IMMEDIATELY treat me like shit BEFORE I've even DONE anything to deserve it... very much UNLIKE what I'm doing with you.

If you remember correctly (and I'm sure you oh so convieniently don't), I did like you. I did stick up for you a few times.
Hell, I even offered to do to your trolls what I'm doing to you right now when they treated you like, but no where near as badly as, you've "treated" Rob.

On top of which, even after you did fuck up, I gave you more chances to redeem yourself than I would most people and WAY more than the insecure, low-self-esteem-havin' bims who hate me on sight ever did me.

So, you see, blind-to-the-facts-person, I am being the exact OPPOSITE of the kinda women I hate.

Jesus, if the kinda women I hate ever DEFENDED a man against another nutjob woman's shit, I probably wouldn't "hate" 'em in the first place.

And, ya damned right this is my blog.
(This is my blog. There are many like it, but this one is mine... sorry, y'all... channelling Full Metal Jacket there).

My blog, right.
My blog that never woulda happened if not for Rob.
Rob is so much a part of what I do here that, once you "involve" yourself with him, it becomes pretty much impossible for me to "leave you out of it", ESPECIALLY when you pull the kinda brainless, ball-less, desperate, underhanded, hateful and heartless shit you did on him.

You fuck with Rob at all (jb), you're asking for it and you'll get it, alright.
You do what YOU did... you're fuckin' BEGGING for it and you WILL get it. In SPADES.
Especially when you hand me the friggin' ammo IN YOUR OWN WORDS.

Believe me, this post is the LEAST a person could do... TO you and FOR Rob.

And, if you wanna think I'm "playing", that fine, because, frankly, it IS rather enjoyable to me to stick your own words straight up your ass, but... be advised... I don't find this a "game".

What you did to Rob was so far from a "game"...
And, what I'm doing to you now is only scratching the surface of the shitty thing you did to Rob.

I have done nothing but point out and repeat that which you have already said yourself.
I have NOT disclosed any "secrets" of yours.
I have NOT proclaimed to "love" you, then turned around and dicked you in the worst way possible.
I have NOT been hiding the fact that I'm a typical BC then springing it on you when your defenses were low to begin with "for your own good".
(And, yes, you thinking it... I'm OPEN about the fact that I'm a BC when it comes to Rob, BUT... I'm a BC to people who treat him badly, not to him, himself, so nyah.)

So, see?
You need to quit worrying about what I am doing and start wondering what I might do if you fuck with or try to hurt Rob ever agin.

And, you really DO need to do that.... for your own good (since you're so allll about "for one's own good" and all...).

Posted by: Stevie at June 07, 2006 05:10 AM (ysL0H)

4 Two additional thoughts, here...

1.) Cops and prosecutors would LOVE to have a third of the goddamned "proof" I have of the guilt of a person when they go to court.
If they had as much evidence of wrong-doing and premeditation as I do here, they'd be slam-dunkin' people in prison left and right.

2.) And, there IS a way, ONE WAY, to "call me off" yer ass...
OWN UP TO WHAT YOU DID.
Realize and admit how underhanded and WRONG you were.
Quit trying to defend such defenseless actions.

You "own up" and I'll "shut up".

Until then, you're just giving me more and more ammo and I WILL fire it at you before you get a chance to try firing it at Rob ever again.

Posted by: Stevie at June 07, 2006 05:20 AM (ysL0H)

5 And, another thing...

Ya damned well oughta be glad that I only went back as far as that last blogmeet you went to.

Not that I really needed any more than what I found contained in your posts of the last month, but, Jesus... can you imagine what I'd have come up with had I gone back to when you were at his house?

Cleaning his house naked, freaking out on him in public when he didn't return your "emotional disclosure", calling him a "fag" or whatever you called him and WHY you called him that... and those are just three of the things I remember off the top of my head.

God forBID, I should actually go re-read alla that shit...

Posted by: Stevie at June 07, 2006 05:47 AM (ysL0H)






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