Okay, I know I'm starving and shit, but I had to do this real quick...
Coupla search terms and the first things that popped in to my head...
blue kote poison$ rats... No, it doesn't. It's a wound coating for large animals, ya knothead. And, what's with the dollar sign? is denise richards stupid... Ummm... Yessss the stars are not wanted now; put out every one pack up the moon dismantle the sun put away the ocean... Wha? Da fuck are you smokin'? duel dennis weaver gary loftin... That's Cary Loftin, thanks. murdered girl and lil sis along time a go in yahoo... Okay. First off, I'm hoping to GAWD this is a news article you're lookin' for and not a confession of some kind.
And, even if it is... ambiguous much? I'm sure that's gonna narrow it right down... herman munster, my foot bone's connected to my... What? What? You're foot bone's connected to your ASS? That you, Red Foreman? And, apparently, the cops doin' their jobs in Salem County warrants 6 page, front page headline farkin' NEWS coverage....
*rolls eyes* I always scan these articles to see how many of the people arrested I know.
Just like a typical redneck watchin' Cops, I know...
Anyway, I read this shit and heard myself call "bullshit" on quite a few of the charges.
How the hell you gonna make "hanging around to buy pot" charges stick?
Any lawyer worth a fart in a wind storm could getcha offa that.
And, they snarfed up illicit substances worth two grand?
*rolling eyes again* And, pray DO tell... what did that consist of?
At todays prices, it was probably a coupla baggies of weed, a coupla chunks of "other shit with such shitty karma I don't even wanna say it" and six 'Ludes or Darvons or some such 'script shit.
*yawn* They also snagged a coupla DUI's, served a few warrants... typical copcrap. I couldn't help but imagining Andy Taylor tellin' somebody not to make such a big deal over it as it was "just part of the job y'all pay me for, Ma'am...", with that "Aw, shucks" look on his face. And, look at these guys... crowin' worse than my two roosters put together...
*shakin' head*
Honestly.... Well, that's Salem County for ya.
Can ya tell why I don't miss it much? And, after "Daisy Sour Cream" thing in my last post, can ya now see why I canNOT stand to hear country music?
Shit makes me wanna kill myself to stop the pain...
Ugh. Alright... I'm really outta here now.
Donnyduck is about to kick open the cage, jump out, waddle in here and bust my ass.
And, there's still the matter of the refridgerator... Peace, ya'll...
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