Okay, here's how friggin' ditzy I am...

I've got Forrest Gump playing in the kitchen while I'm washing the dishes.
I've only watched it about a thousand times.

He just joined the Army and is sitting with Bubba on the bus.
Bubba asks him if he's ever been on a "shrimp boat".
Forrest says, "No, but I been on a real big boat..."

I just got that.
Shrimp boat/real big boat....

Laughed my ass off, too.

I am such a moron.....

Posted by: Stevie at 03:42 PM

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