Dad's comin'...
Thank God that I went to bed last night.
Even though there are 72 bazillion things I need to do to this house, I went to bed around 12-ish.
Came down here.
Sat down riiight here with a cuppa coffee and, as I was cruising my normal morning reads, my phone starts "blah, blah-ing" at me.
(It doesn't ring. I have it set on one of the "alternate ringtones" which is a voice that goes "blahblahblahblah, blahblahblahblah"...)
Anyway, it was Dad and he left a voicemail that "they'll" be here tomorrow. SO.... gotta clean da house.
Eric's off, so he's outside doing shit he likes to do, which involves weedeaters, flowerbeds, planting flowers, cutting grass and pretty much anything that doesn't involve housework or cat poop. George is working, hoping he gets done in time to get to this "Western Shop" down the road so he can buy himself a pair of boots. Oh, and I got some TrimSpa last night.
I figured if it could change Anna Nicole from a cow into a... whatever the hell she is these days, it couldn't hurt me. Gotta admit, I felt tons better about it when I came home and "searched" it and found out that Howard Stern uses it, too... Now, to go take some, clean the house, call the kitten lady, go to the horse farm, bake a cake and whatever else presents itself to be done. The list so far includes, but is not limited to: Laundry
Dishes
Cat potties
Vacuuming
General "straightening", as in: moving shit from where it is to where it belongs
Oughta mop, too
Critter houses (which, btw, they need to go outside for the day. Need to do that first... which, I guess means I oughta go put on some pants. This denim shirt is long, but not that long...) Meanwhile, gotta get something good that I don't hafta pay strict attention to on the TV. Like maybe The Stand. Yeah... The Stand. That way I can use the tapes in kitchen and the DVD in the living room and have The Stand in echo-y surround-sound.
(No matter how hard I try I can't get both versions to match exactly. And, yeah, I understand why, but it's still fun to get 'em as close as possible... At best, it kinda sounds like a drive-in, the way it echoes... *giggle* And, it's way much better than the dreck that's on "regular" TV right now....) Okay, then...
Animals outside first.
Well, PANTS first first, then the critters.
Then, start The Stand.
Then, a load of laundry and the dishes, with "general straightening" interspersed.
Then, after the dishes, cat potties.
Sometime after that, call the kitten chick.
Vacuum
Mop
Cake
And, gotta go show Mr Boss my "new horse", too... also wanna let him know I'll be dragging Dad over there tomorrow to see SuperHorse. Back later.
(I'll be the thing that looks like something the cat hurked up, probably... or at least feels like it, by the time I get alla this crap done.) Peace y'all....
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEVIE!
Don't worry, you are too ornary to pass on at an early age.
You'll be around a looooooong time to enjoy riding your Appy.
Don't worry, you are too ornary to pass on at an early age.
You'll be around a looooooong time to enjoy riding your Appy.
Posted by: Maeve at April 30, 2006 03:57 PM (b/7xM)
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Lord, I do hope so...
*grin*
*grin*
Posted by: Stevie at May 01, 2006 05:03 PM (xmzhr)
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