Can you say "bite me", Entity-in-charge-of-weather?

What are you on?
Crack?

First off, stop with the gale force wind, already.
Like to blow my hair off'n my head, fer fucks sake.

And, not to get all technical and shit on ya, buuuut.... IT'S APRIL!!!
Da FUCK is with the white shit this morning?

I mean, hell's bells, it's hard enough to catch a loose colt who wantsta play inside the hotwalker enclosure. Especially with the other three babies on the walker who think he's cool, like some kinda equine Ferris Bueller, thus want to be loose like he is and are freakin' out.

That's bad enough.

Then YOU, oh Bent-Headed Weather Entity, want to throw a white-out-conditions "white shit shower" into the mix.

I COULDN'T SEE THE HOUSE for a while there, thanks to that shit.
Not to mention how much easier (/sarcasm) it made it to catch that stupid colt.
Frozen fingers are always good when dealing with halter buckles.

Then, not 30 seconds after we'd caught the colt and gotten him back on the hotwalker then stepped back into the barn... the sun's out.

Shining brightly, all over everything, including the last random whiteSHITflakes.

Then, it's white-shittin' again.

Then sunny again.

AND.... colder'n a well-diggers wet balls the whole time.

Now, I ask you... WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?

What's yer POINT? Do you even HAVE one?

Enough with this shit, now.
I mean it.
I have had ENOUGH outta you.

One day, I'm sweating my ass off before I get halfway through the first barn, the next I'm freezing and having to duck whiteshitflakes.
Can't even see across the frickin' field....
goddamn.

Now, listen to me... assbreath.

It's April.
We've already changed the stupid clocks.
Flowers have already started blooming and animals are waking up from hibernation.
Crickets and tree frogs are already singing and have been for over a week.

It's too LATE for anymore of your whiteshit games.

It is supposed to be nice now and get nicer as the days go by, til in about two months, everybody is bitching about how fuckin' HOT it is.

Can you not grasp that concept?

No more of the whiteshit.
EVER.
Or, at least not until next February.

Learn it. Know it. DO IT.

That is all.

Posted by: Stevie at 01:20 PM

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