Do y'all have any idea...

how hard it is or how long it can take to clean 17 stalls while singing in full "don't need no microphone, me" voice with Larry Gatlin correctly, not only hitting but HOLDING those high notes of his for the requsite 7 minutes each?

Holy horse pucky.
I thought I was gonna bust a lung a time or two.

This is with headphones on, full volume, of course.
And... I can still hear myself in spite of them, I can sing his shit so confidently... so loudly.
*grin*
Oughta be able to by now.
Been "practicing" him for aboooouuut 30 years.

Holy God.
THIRTY years....

Wow.

*few seconds later*

Know what?
I really don't care if that makes me "old".

If the payoff for thirty years is to be able to keep up with that little shit Gatlin, it's worth it.
Now, where'd I put that Charlie Rich CD?
Waylon? Where're you, Love?

Back later...
Got a concert to perform.
*gets up, wondering where the Bee Gees, Chicago and American Grafitti discs are... out in the car?*

Ooooh... Yoakum.
Ain't sung him in awhile....
Shiiit... if I'm wondering where CD's are, I ain't never gonna locate the stupid cassettes.
*giggle*
(Yeah, it's been THAT long since I've bought any of his shit. When he started porking Commie Jane's neice, I broke up with him. Shithead.)

Posted by: Stevie at 02:04 PM

Comments

1 Singing is something that makes people wonder if you're full-blown, bat-shit crazy....as compared to air guitaring.

Then they think you're spazzing out.

Keep belting them songs out lady!

Posted by: Mad Mikey at March 25, 2006 07:33 PM (zDoQ3)






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