Here it is, 1:00am, I hafta be up in, like, 4 or 5 hours and here I sit...
Reading this lunatic.
Found out about him in Rob's comments, from some guy named Cappy. (Can't go wrong listening to a guy who shares his name with a character played by Charlie Sheen in "Lucas". Not ever, man...) Anyway, to quote Ratman talking to Lloyd Henried about Trashcan Man in The Stand... "This dude is cray-zeee."As in "damned near made me snot Capt'n Crunch out my nose." It was his post about GQ and the male model contained therein who he said "looks like a Victorian chair covered in broccoli vomit..." Oh.
My.
God. This guy is more bent-headed than I even am.
He's made me laugh so hard I nearly choked about 72 times already.
That, in addition to the Capt'n Crunch incident... And, now it's after 1:00am and I'm still awake, damn it and I hafta go to bed, but... I DON'T WANT TO!!!!
I don't wanna stop reading this nutjob til I have read every single post! But, I'm gonna.
My hand to God, I. am. going. to. bed.
Right now.
Not after "one more post".
NOW. I've been doing that "go to bed after one more post" shit for the last hour or more.
That hasn't been workin' for me. So, fuck it.
I blogrolled his ass and told ya'll about him too and now I know exactly what I'll be doing tomorrow after work. Reading myself squinty-eyed.
That's what.
Just like I just did. Seriously, the guy is fuckin' AWESOME.
Go check him out, but ONLY if ya don't hata be anywhere for about a MONTH. Peace...
Comments
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Cappy here. Who's Charlile Sheen?
Posted by: Cappy at March 17, 2006 09:56 PM (+b7rb)
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Charlie is Martin Sheen's son and Emilio's Estavez's brother.
He is so totally freakin' gorgeous, it's nearly unbelievable.
Man, he's even better lookin' than that bimbo he's divorcing... Denise Richards. How fuckin' stupid is she? Gets to be married to this guy, then screws it all up by leaving.
(Oh and everybody else on the planet? Don't even bother trying to tell me what a whore Charlie is. I can read. I know the allegations. I simply do not care. This dude is sa-mokin' hot, does a great job in comedies and she's stupid. End of story. Especially at this time in the morning...)
Anyway, Cappy, Charlie played a really cool "football hero-type" of guy called Cappy in the 80's movie "Lucas".
AND, I did manage to read all of DGM's archives.
That's one funny sumbitch, there.
Thank you for the heads up about him.
He is so totally freakin' gorgeous, it's nearly unbelievable.
Man, he's even better lookin' than that bimbo he's divorcing... Denise Richards. How fuckin' stupid is she? Gets to be married to this guy, then screws it all up by leaving.
(Oh and everybody else on the planet? Don't even bother trying to tell me what a whore Charlie is. I can read. I know the allegations. I simply do not care. This dude is sa-mokin' hot, does a great job in comedies and she's stupid. End of story. Especially at this time in the morning...)
Anyway, Cappy, Charlie played a really cool "football hero-type" of guy called Cappy in the 80's movie "Lucas".
AND, I did manage to read all of DGM's archives.
That's one funny sumbitch, there.
Thank you for the heads up about him.
Posted by: Stevie at March 18, 2006 05:23 AM (Jl02i)
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