Email meme from Mary...
Place an X by all the things you've done, or remove the X from the ones you have not, and send it to all of your friends.
This is for your entire life: (X) Smoked a cigarette(X) Drank so much you threw up
( ) Crashed a friend's car
( ) Stolen a car
(X) Been in love
(X) Been dumped
(X) Dumped somebody
( ) Shoplifted
(X) Been laid off/fired
(X) Quit your job
( ) Been in a fist fight
(X) Snuck out of your parent's house
(X) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
(X) Been arrested
( ) Gone on a blind date
(X) Skipped school
(X) Seen someone die
( ) Been to Canada
( ) Been to Mexico
(X) Been on a plane
(X) Been lost
(X) Been on the opposite side of the country
(X) Gone to Washington, DC
(X) Swam in the ocean
(X) Felt like dying (physically, not emotionally)
(X) Cried yourself to sleep
( ) Played cops and robbers
(X) Recently colored with crayons
(X) Sang karaoke
(X) Paid for a meal with only coins
(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(X) Made prank phone calls
(X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
(X) Danced in the rain
(X) Written a letter to Santa Claus
(X) Been kissed under the mistletoe
(X) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(X) Blown bubbles
( ) Made a bonfire on the beach
( ) Crashed a party
(X) Gone roller-skating
(X ) Gone ice skating
Any nicknames? Dickweed, Stevie, Sweetie, Yo, That Bitch, etc. What is your favorite drink? Sweet Iced Tea & coffee. Tattoos? Nooo, not yet. Body piercing's? No
Ears only? Yes.
How much do you love your job? A lot Favorite vacation spot? What's a vacation? Ever been to Africa? No Ever steal a traffic sign? No Ever been in a car accident? Yes
2 Door or 4 Door? 4 door Salad dressing? Zesty Italian that ya make by adding water and vinegar and shaking in that carafe lookin' thing.
Favorite pie? Apple
Favorite Number? 14 Favorite movie? Dirty Dancing, Godfather, Full Metal Jacket, Weekend at Bernie's, Porky's, Bio-Dome, Private Parts, Star 80, Animal House, NatLamp's Family Vacation, Helter Skelter, Mommie Dearest... I can go on for hours, here... Favorite holiday? They're all a pain in my ass, but if I hafta choose one, I'd say Easter because it comes in the Spring and I do like coloring eggs, kids or not.
Favorite food? Steak, lobster, salad, asparagus, broccoli and Stouffer's Swedish Meatballs to name but a few. Favorite day of the week? Tuesday night, when I took that firebug BITCH back to Jersey... other than that, whichever day doesn't contain some kinda horseshit problem designed to give me an ass ache. Favorite brand of body soap? Lever 2000 liquid soap Favorite TV show? Daria, All in the Family, M*A*S*H, Home Improvement, The Flintstones, King of Queens, Friends... shall I go on? Toothpaste? Colgate with Whitening shit Favorite smell? Freshly opened Copenhagen Long Cut, puppy breath, coffee, burning "weeds", burning leaves (but NOT burning bathrooms), horse shit, cow shit, rain soaked asphalt, clean house, Playdoh, crayons and Drakkar.
What do you do to relax? Fork horseshit, watch TV, get online and putz around, ride a horse or read.
Message to your friends reading this? Love you guys!! How do you see yourself in 10 years? With Eric, more ready cash, lotsa horses, other assorted critters and happy, or dead.
What do you do when you are bored? Read, watch TV, think too much, blog and get into trouble, usually. What do you enjoy receiving? My paycheck, emails from Darrel among a few other cool people *grin* (Mary...), bad news about buttholes, reasons to laugh (though that's kinda the same as the last answer, I know...), email forwards from Cat, comments from Rob, foot squishes from Eric... all kindsa stuff, basically. I'm easy to please in that way. What time is it now? 10:46 PM- time for my ass to git to bed.
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