This motherfucking cunt just damned near burnt this house down!!!!!

I'm still wiggin' the fuck right out because I just had to LITERALLY FIGHT a fire in the goddamned bathroom, that no good fuckin' piece of shit CUNT!!!
She caused a HUGE fire in the goddamned bathroom!!!!

Hell man, I haven't even been IN the fuckin' bathroom since I got home from work at around 1:30 or so.

She is OUTTA HERE TONIGHT!!!!

I've already talked to Eric's boss about borrowing the money for George so he can get her the fuck outta here NOW.
I did that when I was telling him, Eric and the bosses son about the fuckin' fire.

Thank God Himself for alla my fire training and shit...

Man, that worthless piece of subhuman shit coulda burnt this house DOWN.
Coulda killed alla my animals.

Fuck, I damned near choked to death my own self trying to breathe in there while I was punching flaming shit offa the walls and flinging water all over the fuckin' place like a lawn sprinker on steroids.

My throat is still raw from it and I stink of it.
I smell like acrid "house fire" smoke.

So does the rest of the fuckin' HOUSE.

I can "read" the scene in there and I KNOW it started in the trashcan.
Hell, I don't even HAVE a trashcan anymore.
It's gone completely.
As is most of the shit that was hanging above the now half burned toilet.
The seat is GONE from that, the flush handle is melted, alla my hair shit is gone, the wall is black from the floor to over my head and the floor is fucked too.

Have you ever seen a foot long Glade plug in?

I have one NOW.

It was way above the trashcan, plugged into a wall socket.
And, yes, I am absolutely sure it didn't start with that.
All that is is tanned and melted halfway to the floor.
If the fire had started in that, there'd be no "gone" trashcan or damage to the toilet seat, floor and lower wall.
I've had fire training... lots of it and I was a fireman before.
I know what I'm looking at.
And, I know who did it, accidentally or not, I KNOW WHO DID IT.

While I'm fighting this fucking fire, SHE'S out peeing George's dog.
Stupid fucking cunt!
That's how fucking concerned SHE was about it.
AND THEN, she can't even cop to it.

I said, or snarled, to her, "What da fuck'd you DO? Put a cigarette out and then empty the fuckin' ashtray into the trash?!!?"

"Noooo, all I did was go in there to pee..." (/whiney voice)

"Well, yer one up on ME. I haven't even been in there since I got home!! You are OUTTA HERE TONIGHT!!!!!"

I suppose she expects me to believe the fuckin' dryer lint and empty toilet paper rolls in the trashcan spontaneously combusted allllll on their own, right?
I mean, shit, bathroom trashcans just ALWAYS burst into fuckin' flame all by themselves.
Fuckin' CUNT!
Fuckin' lying useless cuntbag whore.

Never fuckin' again.
She is LEAVING and never coming here agin.
EVER.

Posted by: Stevie at 04:38 PM

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