I would go on and lose my mind, but it's not really "big" enough to warrant the effort...
It's gonna be two weeks.
God fuckin' HELP ME!!! it's gonna be two weeks.
Not so much... She is the epitome, the very definition of annoying.
She talks too much, she talks too much about stupid shit I don't wanna hear about and the very sound of her voice makes my brain melt.
She giggles like a chipmunk on crack, too. Not to even mention the whole "is in my way every goddamn place I go" routine. And, speaking of "routine"... mine is shot all to hell. Man, I had my ass in gear, too.
Going to bed early, getting up early, eating breakfast and leaving the house in less than an hour... Not anymore... obviously. Like this morning... (Friday morning I mean).
I wake to the sound of two of my stupid cats bitch-slapping and arguing with each other.
I come downstairs to dogfood scattered all over the kitchen floor and HER, awake, yakking at me non-stop, which I hate outta anybody when I first wake up, let alone HER. I whole-heartedly subscribe to Maxine's maxim... "Don't bother me before my first cuppa coffee... In fact, don't bother me AT ALL." How hard is that? Very.
Apparently. My hand to GOD, if she brings up Eric's ex ONE MORE FUCKIN' TIME, I WILL be forced to kill her.
I am SICK of hearing about her and it's only been two days... *sob* I'm gonna hafta switch back to being a hamster or someone is gonna bleed.
And, I am gonna HAVE TO find weed, even if I go down in the attempt. Everything I've done to improve myself is gonna go straight to hell.
Ain't no fuckin' way I'm gonna survive another 12 days of this
I just waited for George to come out into the kitchen (where I've been living for the last two days, she's pluggin' up my livingroom...) and asked him about it. He totally allayed my HORROR and said she'll be here ONLY two weeks and he'll be back to finish the job he got re-doing a cabin for a guy up the road after he drops her stupid ass back off in Jersey.
Thank Jesus. See, I know more about her bullshit than she knows I know.
And, I think that's adding to my irritation this time.
That, and knowing she's gonna be here for-fuckin'-EVER. Before, it's only been a coupla days at a time, but this time.... Put it this way... if you wanna feel like you're living forever, live with a person like her.
It makes every second seem like a goddamned YEAR. Plus, her whole "I'm losing my mind and hafta go to a psychiatric hospital because you broke up with me" shit she pulled on George is pissin' me RIGHT off. George doesn't deserve that shit. And, alla this "Honey", Sweetheart" and cutsey name crap she does... *puuuuke* Poor George....
He's too nice. Me, I'd have stayed gone from her and told her, "Go on into the hospital and GET HELP, YOU PSYCHO DICKBAG!!!"
But then... I hate women and I'm a bitch.
Of course, this kinda chick is WHY I hate women, but that's beside the point... right? Truly, I have absolutely no use for anybody who is friends with Eric's ex, but again... beside the point? Pft. Aaaanyway....
I can (I hope) do this for George... God knows he's done some weird shit for me before... and if he feels he needs to do this for some un-Godly reason, I can manage... I think. I hope... Meanwhile, as bad as this already is, I purely wanna kill myself thinking about Monday and every goddamned day after that, when George'll be working all day and so will Eric and I hafta come home from to HER here by MYSELF. Jesus fuck, ya know? I'd rather be living with my idiotic, boyfriend fucking MOTHER again.
Or dead. *biiiig sigh* God, I hate this... And, George... if you happen to see this, you KNOW what Xfire is for and just be glad I'm venting this way insteada all over her stupid ass, okay?
And, do NOT let her see, know or even HEAR about this site.
I need that approximately as much as I need a dick growin' outta my forehead.
(Though, I did peek at your "history" for the last coupla days and ya ain't been here yet. But... knowing my luck and all... ya know?)
Just keep it to yourself.
YOU can LIVE here if ya want, you know that.
Both of us like having YOU here.
Even Jessie, the horse-dog is cool.
But, this particular chick...
Not s'much.
Or... at all, really.
Only one person on Earth would be worse... the BC herself, ya know?
Honey?
*rolls eyes right outta head*
I don't know how you do it, Dude.
You are definitely a better man than me. Okay.
That made me giggle, so I think I'm done now.
If not, Monday is gonna finish me for sure. Unless I get to me first... or she does.
Which COULD happen...
("Could" hell... try IS.) God, give me strength.
Or weed.
Whichever's easier for You, Big Guy.
Just make it SOON.
And, DON'T DO THIS TO ME AGAIN, OKAY?
(I mean, c'mon Your Dudeness... I know I've not been perfect in my life, but I'm not Satan with tits, either, Ya know?)
(Yet, that is...)
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