Hey Dad...

Uuuuh... You might wanna considering MOVING!!!!

Didja fuckin' SEE who yer new police chief is?

They replaced Cossy with THIS dork?
Don't they know who he IS?
Don't they know who his DAD is?!!?

Jesus fuckin' CHRIST!
As if I needed any more proof of exactly how fucked up Salem County is (which, by the way, I DIDN'T!!!), here it is.

And MACK!! You asshole....
You thought I was retarded when I worked out at the Comm Center?
Holy shit, Dude...

My head was all fucked up because my stupid mom had just died and I was fallin' in love with Jack.
Da fucks your excuse?
Did the citizens of Carney's Point piss you off?
You tryin' to pull a "Kenny James" and stick 'em with another one, like James did with this dingleberry's Dad before he got voted out?
Don't you know, don't you REMEMBER what he DID?

I'm not saying this is the exact same guy, but he IS a "Jr." and I do believe that's for a REASON!!!

I used to dispatch "Eddie".
I remember what he did.
Bet his wife does, too.
I know that Washington chick does, she who smeared a used pizza plate all over the copcar windows because she got pissed at him.
Among other things...

I mean, Eddie's a nicer guy than his Dad and all (or was when he was in his early 20's), but... Jeezus.

Doesn't the name Carlo mean anything to you?
Apparently NOT, or you'd have chosen someone, ANYONE, else....

After the shit Senior has pulled throughout his career, I just cannot believe you guys reward it like this... Have you never heard about the apple not falling far from the tree?
Ah, but none of it matters, none of it serves as a warning, y'all just give this guy the post with no thought to the past or to the guy you just insulted the FUCK out of by telling the world he could EVER be replaced by a guy like this.
(I, personally, want to apologize to you for this, Cos. You were a wonderful Sargeant to dispatch for and I would have LOVED to have worked for ya when you were Cheif...)

And, you people thought I was stupid...
Heh.

"Credibility" just died.
It was murdered by this shit.

Well hell, fellas... if I were to move back (not in this fuckin' lifetime EVER, by the way), I guess you'd appoint ME Queen of the County or something then, right?
Be right in line with this insanity.

Why don'tcha ask Ed why he left the NJSP?
Or better yet... ask one of the guys who're still a Statie?

Or find that Washington chick and ask HER who y'all just made Chief?
Or talk to Carlo's relatives and see what they think of whatcha did.

Fishsticks, anyone?
I know where you can get a freezerful...
Or a load of plywood, if memory serves, which mine does MUCH better'n YOURS, apparently...

Ho-lee shiT.
Just wow.

What happened to all the other guys in that PD?
Weigle, Di Pietro, Di Teodoro, the others... what? They all gone? Wouldn't surprise me with this kind of administrative idiocy...
None of them coulda had this job?
Are ya fuckin' kiddin' me?

Hell, Weigle's been with the department since the first day he was a cop.
Di Pietro woulda made a better Chief and the Di Teodoros have a history of being CPPD officers...
But, that doesn't matter?
Ya gave it to the son of the most corrupt police chief in the history of the county?

Jesus wept.

And, I'm laughing my ass off atcha's all.
What a buncha morons.

And, you mothafuckers thought I was the stupid one....
*lmfao*

Well, I may not be Einstein with tits, but I'm not THAT goddamned stupid.

You just killed Carney's Point.
You killed "credibility".
And, I'll bet ya just also killed a lot of the other guy's integrity, motivation and giving a shit.

Damn, Mack...
How stupid ARE you?

Much moreso than I, methinks.
Hell, meKNOWS.

Daaaamn.

Well, have fun you people.
You might as well party your asses off on your way to policing HELL.
It's gonna be fun, especially from this distance, to watch you all go down the hard way.
And, it IS gonna happen.

"Instant karma's gonna get you.
Gonna knock ya right in the head..."

Yeah, it is.
And, the best/stupidest part is... you done did it to yerselves.

"Those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it."
Truer words were never spoken, written or even thought of.

And, y'all thought I was the fucked up one...
*slithers outta chair, laughing*

Posted by: Stevie at 05:43 AM

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Hi Stevie,

Yeh,I thought of you as soon as I saw the spread in the Sunbeam. I knew you'd be thrilled.
This is just a one-year appointment, just to see how it goes. After a year they'll either keep him or try someone else. Yeah, large chance of that happening....Oh well. By the way, do you know what ever happened to Dillon? He must be on his 17th wife by this time...(of course only 8 of
'em would be his OWN wives...

Heard from or wrote to your brother yet?
I told him you were preparing to write him. He had said that when you started writing, it would probably take about two days to read it. He didn't know you asked all North America to write him...Ought to be large suprise if anyone or..everyone.. decides to take you up on it!

He has already done his job a time or two, and says it doesn't bother him... Maybe he'll become a mortician..

Well, back to work for me..them bums brought more samples into the lab.

Love you.

Posted by: Dad at February 17, 2006 04:48 PM (KrZEf)






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