1 Nice, assrot, real nice.

Class is alive and well and living on the Internet.

2 Well, motherFUCK me runnin'.

This is a first for me... REMOVING SOMEONE'S COMMENT!

Assrot, I know you like running around, being all "shocking" and shit, but, you need to CURB that shit sometimes... LIKE NOW.

I don't like to have to censor people, but Jesus FUCK, man... I'm only sorry I didn't see this SHIT sooner. Kill me now, I was asleep.

I think from now on, when I talk about Mike, which'll be every time I feel like it, as usual, YOU'D do better to just leave it and HIM alone.

Between this and that other pile of effulent you left in my comments, I am severely pissed at you now.
And, I don't care if you don't care.
If it's one less friend you want, you're well on your way, but have the balls to attack me personally and say so.
Don't do it this way.
You do NOT want to do it this way.
Take my word for it.

Da FUCK is wrong with you?
GodDAMN, man.

And, just so ya fuckin' KNOW, he's a guy I love half to death, same as Paul is (so don't bother trying to fuck with him, either), whom I'd not only kill for, I'll also ban people, beat the hell outta whomever he feels needs it, turn myself inside out, give him my last dollar, meal or anything else I have that he'd need and just about DIE for.

Any more questions?
Besides "what the FUCK is wrong with you today?"

You wanna attack me, that's one thing.
You ever do this again (ie: unwarranted, erroneous attack of someone you don't even know, ESPECIALLY someone I love as much as I do Mike), yer fucked.
Count on it.

MotherFUCK, I need a cuppa coffee...

3 Oh, and Paul, Love...

I'd not be a bit offended to find that you had gone on in and removed that shit.
You have the keys to this place, feel free to use 'em, especially in a situation like this.
You KNOW me.
You know I'd never let a thing like that stand.
Besides, I do get these comments in an email, so it's not like I wouldn't see it anyway...
Still...

That was ugly.

And, it pissed me off.
AND, I haven't even had a goddamned cuppa coffee yet.

I got home from work exhausted, Eric had a meeting
to go to with the Boss at some restaurant and I had a choice... clean the house or go take a nap.
I opted for "take a nap"... that lasted about 9 hours.
Then, I wake up to this bullshit.
Motherfuck, ya know?

In the future, if you see something like that and I'm not RIGHT ON IT, nuke away, Babe, nuke away.

If, for some insane reason, I'd want the comment to stand, I can always "replace" it by copying and pasting the email.
Wouldn't have in this case, though...

Makes me physically ILL to think about how long that was up there...
Makes me scared to death to go to WORK, thinking this kinda shit is gonna happen and be allowed to
stand til I get home.
And, what if I lose my internet connection?

No way... no way, man.

Please... if you see this kinda shit before I do, get rid of it.
And, if it continues and I can't do it... ban 'em.

I trust your judgement and you COMPLETELY.

4 Well, I was just kidding around. Apparently some people can't take a joke. My most humble apologies to anyone I offended. Please burn one and chill out. Have a nice day.

5 *siiigh*
Sweetie, I can take a joke. The dumber, the better, as in: Whatta ya call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.

See?
Stoo-pid, right?
But, it's funny and makes me laugh.

Using that word you used in reference to Mike just was not funny.
Not correct, either.

I think you need to get that "meter" of yours adjusted...

Thank you, really, for apologizing.
You're still welcome around here.
I mean, hell, that's the first time you've ever hurt me, so I can get over it, just please don't do that again.
Call me anything ya want.
Chances are, I'll agree with you, even.
But, to say something like that about a guy like Mike... just wow, ya know?

And, believe me, you don't know how bad I wish I had one to burn.
The last two hours or so have sucked in a major way...