Dear snow...

Fuck you, I hate you and now... ya owe me money.

You wrecked my record, ya stupid buncha white, useless, fluffy shit.

63 days, damn it. Six-ty three days without a day off and YOU hadda come along and fuck that up for me.
Well... thanks a load (of SALT) and YOU OWE ME TODAYS PAY!!!!

Go to hell. Go straight to hell, do not pass go, do not collect jackshit.
In fact, go to hell and MELT.

I hate you.

Sincerely,
me

P.S. My Crown Vic is a complete pussy.
The goddamned Jack Russell, with his little two inch long legs, negotiates better in this shit than Vic does.
Vic can't even get his lame ass outta the farkin' garage! (Mostly thanks to the township plow, but still...)
How utterly pathetic.
I'm so embarassed for him.... Gawd.

Posted by: Stevie at 08:28 AM

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