Answer: I am soooo drunk...
Question: What is the mating call of the Suth'n woman?
(Alternate question: What is the TRUTH?, 'cause I am... so very much so that I can only barely type...)
Tequila Rose.
Goooood shit. Even went and got MORE. Had two bottles in the fridge.
Unfortunately, they only had a coupla inches in 'em, each. Can't be havin' that, can we?
HELL no. I dunno what happened.
I was washing dishes and I was suddenly gripped with the stong desire to taste Tequila Rose.
So... I did.
Many, many times. Still am, in fact. Typing is fun.
Correcting typo's is fun.
Fuck, everything's fun.
Bet fuckin' would be, too.... (I said what?) Anyhoo.... I've got my Walkman stuffed into the pocket of my sweats, I'm about seven sheets to the wind and.... I love it. Meanwhile, I've got houseshit to do and I am.
Slooooowly, but Shirley.
(Don't call me Shirley...) Man, my fingers and my brain are GONE.
Thank God I'M still fine.... *snort* Fuck fine... I'm Jim Morrison right now.
I was Larry Gatlin a while ago.
I might be the Bee Gees later.
Or Pink Floyd.
Or Barry White. Whomever I am, it's an improvement. Tequila Rose is da shit, seriously. Drunk or not (meaning, me or him), Jim Morrison was a goddamned GENIUS. I've loved him for years. It's amazing just how intense he is.
Incredible. I think it's "Feast of Friends" I'm listening to now....
Awesome... Ooooh, here comes "The End".... I can FEEL Jim...
Jesus... Anyway, just wanted to wave, giggle and say "Hiya"... Gonna go finish the dishes-n-shit. Back later.
(I hope...) Peace peoples....
(This IS two fingers I'm holdin' up, ain't it?)
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If it wasn't for drunk blogging, I'd do no blogging at all.............
Posted by: Maeve at December 21, 2005 01:11 AM (OiWHw)
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