Search terms time...
Yeah, I know... I was gonna go fall out someplace warm, but then... I just haaaad to dig into the site meter again.... Saw this one search term that made me feel a need to go to the Stat Counter site and get the whole (estoopid) list.
So, here's what brings people here... (not my stellar writing ability *snort*) horse copulation- And yer point is, ya sick fuck? mr.ed zebra- No he is fucking NOT a goddamned zebra, idiot. He's a HORSE, which ain't even the same species, dolt. Go read Snopes.what means dunno- "I don't know" is what means dunno. Now quit askin'. pain bust r 11- Good stuff. Same as Icy/Hot or Ben Gay. (Though MARVIN Gaye is a better singer. Or was, til his asshole Dad killed him. Dumbass.) why do bodybuilders shave arm hair?- Because they're deluded, narcissistic dipshits who actually believe it makes them look more "manly". Yeah, cause men shaving their legs, or any other body parts, is soooo macho-n-shit. (Only thing stupider is Billy Ray Cyrus used to comb his armpit hair before concerts. Whatta clueless nimrod he was. Thank GOD ALMIGHTY that 15 minutes is over. Which reminds me of a joke... Billy Ray and Travis Tritt were both on Death Row. The Warden comes up to 'em on death-day and asks if they have any last requests. Billy Ray speaks right up and says, "Yeah. I wanna hear "Achy Breaky Heart" one more time. Made a lotta money and had a lotta good times off'n that song..." The Warden then turns to Travis and asks him what he wants. Travis says, "Dear God, please... KILL ME FIRST!!!!" *giggle, giggle, snort*) cheese rice krispies- Oh, please... tell me you're NOT eating this combo. It's not "cheese rice krispies"... It's "cheese AND rice krispies", a cutsey euphemism for "Jesus Christ" when yer pissed. Or getting there... Or a pansy-ass. joe mcginness- Lying dickhead. Was sued for fraud by Jeff McDonald and lost AND had to pay him for LYING in "Fatal Vision". bitch walk up hill to be whipped and fuck pornsite- I don't EVEN wanna know.
joe mcginness- See above, but I included this this time because of the next search term in the list, which made me laugh...
peed himself- See? annoying pictuters- "Pictuters"? Da FUCK is a "pictuter"?
beverly deangelo bio- Usedta be gorgeous. Had twins with Al Pacino. Is now a lardass. Over-played her singing when she portryed Patsy Cline. Sounded nothing like her. Too operatic. Ew. Next?
chinese guy killed fuckin horse- Run outta catmeat, did he?
biff rose- Brain so fried by drugs, he's no longer funny or relevant. Or sane.
brian piccolo- "Brian's Song". The only football movie I know of, offhand. Only football movie that can make me cry, period.
why do dogs lick themself- THIS IS THE ONE... This one is why I did alla this. There are two definitive answers to this. 1.) Because he can. 2.) Because he knows in about 5 seconds he's gonna come lick your face.
mother daughter tag team- That was just a nasty, baseless rumor and besides, she's been dead since 1990. Next?
burn calories waitressing- You'd think so, huh? "Burn WEED waitressing" is truer...
tracey thurman- Victim of such a severe beating at the hands of her husband and such inept, asshole cops in Torrington, Ct. that she is now a paraplegic. Domestic Violence laws were changed because of what happened to this woman. I hope she's doing great and Buck, her abuser, is either the girlfriend of the biggest dicked guy in prison or dead.
buschkoetter, divorce- Yes, they did. Hope Darrel is also doing great. God knows he deserves it. I hope, every time I think of him, that he's still farming. darrel buschkoetter, nebraska- Gorgeous, subject of a documentary called "The Farmer's Wife", which is ironic, considering she left him. Shoulda called it "The Farmer", because that's what is eternal... farming. Not her. Next? well this sucks- Yep.
a required dll was missing psapi.dll beyond tv- "beyond tv"? Wha? verizon sucks- Yes. Yes, it does. Switch to Sprint or something. bad ass harleys- As if there are any other kinds of Harleys. (And, CAPITALIZE that "h" next time, Riceburner Rider...)
chick with a brain sweatshirt- Huh? westel 327w- I have not a clue. I don't even know what this is, let alone when the hell I ever mentioned it, but people get here with this all the time. alloway remembers- So do I. Great book. Still have mine.
garton- Well, in my world it's actually "Garton's", which is "snotrag" backwards. I made my Dad laugh so hard when I first saw that, driving past the place one day when I was kid, he damned near drove into a ditch... budweiser farting horse- ALL horses fart. Usually just about the time you're grooming their backends. They SAY it's "a acci-dent", but, it's not. It's on purpose and usually smells like fermented mayonaise.
british humor- Very dry. Very witty. Very sexy. Love it. And the accent... 70's song knock on wood- Disco hit whose lyrics make no sense whatsoever. But... it has a good beat and you can dance to it... Denny. illinois poached deer- ANY poached deer oughta be a "shoot the person in the face"-able offense. Next? juanita buschkoetter update- She divorced Darrel and is married to someone else. Bitch. Next?
christmas madlibs- Never seen specifically "Christmas" Madlibs. ALL Madlibs are good, though. Had an online version going for a while there.
goofy birthday wishes- Well, serious ones ain't no fun.
play the song christmas song little toy train- I would, but I don't feel like bawling my head off, thanks. You can do that yerself here. It's 15th on the list. And, there are a buncha other good tunes here, too... jeans bulge- Well, one thing I do know... you ain't talkin' about Dwight "Flatfrontain'tgotnodickapparently" Yoakam...
vafanapoli- I read somewhere that this really means something like "Go to Naples" or some such rot. Considering it came from Joey "Bonehead" Tribiani, it probably does. I believe what he was going for was more along the lines of:
Carlo Rizzi: I'm not hungry yet.
Connie: Your food is on the table. It's getting cold.
Carlo Rizzi: I'll eat out later.
Connie: You just told me to make you dinner!
Carlo Rizzi: Hey, vaffanculo, eh?
Connie: I'll vaffanculo you!
Of course, this, coming from IMDb, may also be spelled wrong. However, the overriding emotion here is "fuck you" not a vacation suggestion. guys being rough- What about it?
had to pee in woods- Awww... poor baby. *rolling eyes* Welcome to the real world, Princess. who sings old toy trains- Roger Miller, originally. Dean does it now. Still breaks my heart. God, I miss my Pop-pop, thanks for reminding me... again. *wry grin* Well, that's it...for now. Just so I can end this on an "up" note, let me direct you to an EXCELLENT Roger Miller site. Check out the Jukebox. Specifically, "River in the Rain". This song also makes me bawl like a moonstruck calf, but, about my Dad, not Pop-pop, for a change. Like that helps...
Anyway... go. Listen. Enjoy.
And, if you get a chance to hear John Goodman sing "Guv'ment", also from Big River (as is River in the Rain), do so. It is AWESOME. But then... so is John. Peace, y'all...
*signs off, humming the tune of "Old Toy Trains" while eyes start to sting*
Comments
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Update: Darrel Buschkoetter - - still farming, happily farming and will farm forever. Not married.....great guy....maybe someday.
Posted by: Mary at December 26, 2005 12:50 PM (qBZ3L)
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Who did juanita buschkoetter marry someone with money i hope then she might stop whining I hope darrel finds a great woman.
Posted by: loraI at December 28, 2005 02:57 PM (m+oZc)
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Excuse me....but Darrel needed a big kick in the ass! He spent valuable time at his daddy's farm (when he needed to be working on his own farm), while Juanita had to beg for loans because they were knee-deep in debt! Hell, she didn't have the money to take their child to the doctor, or anything else for that matter. He put himself first by refusing to consider anything other than the farm. I don't blame her if she left him. Who'd want a guaranteed life of misery? Bravo for her if she left his ass.
Posted by: mk at February 01, 2006 03:29 PM (leCZn)
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You are a fuckhead and I will explain to you in great detail exactly HOW later.
How DARE you malign Darrel.
Prepare for delivery of your new asshole, ASSHOLE.
(And, fear not. By the time I'm done, it'll be so reamed out your head will fit back in it nicely, as you so obviously prefer.)
How DARE you malign Darrel.
Prepare for delivery of your new asshole, ASSHOLE.
(And, fear not. By the time I'm done, it'll be so reamed out your head will fit back in it nicely, as you so obviously prefer.)
Posted by: Stevie at February 01, 2006 04:28 PM (ah0Sv)
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Bring it on!
Posted by: mk at February 01, 2006 07:07 PM (leCZn)
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You'll be pleased that PBS has finally has updates about your hero, Darrel, and mine, Juanita. http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/farmerswife/etc/update.html January 2006
Darrel and Juanita divorced and each has since remarried and are happy in their new lives. The girls see both parents often and the two oldest girls are in college. Juanita is managing crop insurance and Darrel still has the farm going.
Darrel and Juanita divorced and each has since remarried and are happy in their new lives. The girls see both parents often and the two oldest girls are in college. Juanita is managing crop insurance and Darrel still has the farm going.
Posted by: mk at February 02, 2006 03:29 PM (leCZn)
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First off... no, he ain't married.
PBS is wrong.
Secondly... did ya find it yet? The post in which I explained to you in great detail exactly how you are wrong about Darrel?
Didn't think so as you have yet to try to dispute a word of it...
Whatcha do is: Scroll back up to the top of this page.
See a buncha shit in blue.
Choose the word "Main", right in the middle up there.
Click on it.
It'll take ya to the main, hence CURRENT, page and when ya get there, scroll on down a bit and you'll see it.
Everybody else has.
PBS is wrong.
Secondly... did ya find it yet? The post in which I explained to you in great detail exactly how you are wrong about Darrel?
Didn't think so as you have yet to try to dispute a word of it...
Whatcha do is: Scroll back up to the top of this page.
See a buncha shit in blue.
Choose the word "Main", right in the middle up there.
Click on it.
It'll take ya to the main, hence CURRENT, page and when ya get there, scroll on down a bit and you'll see it.
Everybody else has.
Posted by: Stevie at February 03, 2006 04:24 PM (dZOW1)
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Darrel is an idiot who doesn't know how to treat a woman. Anyone who humiliates his wife in front of the camera with his own continuous self-serving comments has created his own demise. Juanita is a darling who should have left long before she did. Shame on you for bad mouthing such an exceptionally fine woman!
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