Yep...Ah shor is....
You are the grammar Fuhrer. All bow to your
authority. You will crush all the inferior
people under the soles of your jackboots, and
any who question your motives will be
eliminated. Your punishment is being the bane
of every other person's existence, because
you're constantly contradicting stupidity.
Everyone will be gunning for you. Your dreams
of a master race of spellers and grammarians
frighten the masses. You must always watch your
back. If only your power could be used for good
instead of evil.
What is your grammar aptitude?
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I love that I got this result. Cause it is true. When I'm not spelling like I talk, I drive other people nuts correcting shit.
Right, Ricky-poo? (Although, I must confess, being a closet grammar-nazi does come in handy at times. I can write 'lawyer-level' letters when need be. But, Lord Gawd Almighty would it be an ever-lovin' ass-ache to hafta do it all the time.) Found this here. Update @ 5:11am...I was gonna maybe do one more post or something before I go to bed, but each time I've come back here from someplace else and seen Hitler's hair and eyeballs (at first, as it reloads), it's made me giggle and then Eric saw it and said "What the hell is Hitler doing on yer blog?", which made me decide to just leave it up there for the whole "What the fuck? factor of it all. I just wish I could hear everybody's different voices and accents when they say it...lol.
And, just by the way...Morons DO serve a purpose. The ones in Rob's comments make me look and FEEL like a fuckin' genius. Jesus. I mean, hell's bells...if you were a guy being anally-raped in court by a scheming cunt and an incompetent judge, would you be real worried about offending a DA?
Fuck them and get an out-of-state lawyer, Rob. Someone along the lines of that Marvin Mitchellson dude (that hoity-toity divorce lawyer from years ago), or maybe a Racehorse Haynes or someone GOOOOD like that.
I mean, shit man...the lawyer ya have now probably couldn't intimidate the DA if he tried and he's not doing you a whole hell of a lot of good, now is he? No. If you're gonna hafta PAY to defend yourself, ya may as well pay for someone who is worth a shit, right? Riiight.
Boneheads.....(in the comments, not Rob.) Okay, I'mina go take a Pirin tablet (or 10) now and go to bed. (Whats a Pirin tablet, you ask? Well..."It'sa an aspirin wifa da 'a' anda da 'essa' scrape-ed off...") Peace, y'all....
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Gee, where'd you get such a nice picture of your Uncle Adolph? I took the quiz, and, strangely
enough, he popped up again. Now, it seems, you, I, and Uncle Adolph are all Fuerers! Which one of us is supposed to invade Poland? It's all very confusing. I vote for 'Screw invading, let's spend our time in the Hoffbrau House'.
(Though I like the Loewenbrau Keller better.)
Posted by: haveayen at March 17, 2004 12:26 PM (2b3Ms)
(rotflmao)
And, you've GOT to see the link in the post under this one. It's called 'Drive me Insane'. I don't know exactly what it is about this site, but...my Gawd. Turning that Restil guys light on and off is HUGELY hilarious.
(And, I'm fully aware that if it were my light, it'd take about a nano-second to piss me off, too...lmao.)
Posted by: Stevie at March 17, 2004 02:20 PM (67Vxf)
Posted by: Burnt Fuse at March 17, 2004 09:47 PM (TFvOY)
Posted by: Tuning Spork at March 18, 2004 11:40 PM (4vfwI)
Posted by: Tuning Spork at March 18, 2004 11:41 PM (4vfwI)
I still don't get him, though.
All I could come up with was "Jesus, Dude..." while shaking my head at him....
He looks sooo...regular. It's scary.
At least Charlie Manson LOOKED gonzo, ya know?
Posted by: Stevie at March 19, 2004 12:12 AM (gYkCK)
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